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Use a cake-stand as a bathroom caddy

So, let's say you were an Offbeat Bride. You procured or made an amazing cake or cupcake stand for your fabulous wedding. Now you're an Offbeat Homie and you're like, "Bitches, I have all this wedding decor — wtf can I do with all of it?"

Well, VOILA.

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The perfect gift for the library nerd in your life?

Oh man. I know there are a ton of you who know (or ARE) the uber-book nerd librarian types who would deeply appreciate this Personal Library Book Sharing Kit from Plasticland.

I mean, it's got a date stamp! It's got self-adhesive pockets and checkout cards, and even its own little fussy pencil. For me personally, when I loan out books I just assume they're being gifted, but if you or one of your book nerd friends love to keep track of your loaners… SQUEE!

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Can we talk about how this Zojirushi rice cooker changed my life?

I fully recognize that I'm one of the last people on the planet to discover rice cookers. I'm also fully aware that cooking rice shouldn't be hard, right? It's just a pan with water. IT'S JUST A PAN WITH WATER. So why can't I ever make rice without burning it? Why is it always undercooked or burnt and blackened at the bottom of the pan? The answer is simple: I'm stupid and I suck at cooking. I mean, I'm no Megan (sorry, bitch!) but I'm just not very proficient in the kitchen.

Enter the Rice Robot.

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Peanut butter and jelly banana dog

Last week I found myself starving and low on groceries. In a moment of desperate MUST-NOM-NOW-ness, I created this monstrosity, the Peanut Butter & Jelly Banana Dog. The recipe here should be pretty self-explanatory: it's just a pb&j sandwich on a hot dog bun, with a banana nestled inside.