Last Halloween, I was finally able to unveil my costume that took me all year to put together: Steampunk Princess Bubblegum from Adventure Time — based on this drawing. (If you're interested, here's how I pulled off the entire costume without sewing anything.)
This year, I'm continuing on with the Adventure Time Halloween theme, but with a LOT less preparation. I'm going to a Halloween-themed dance club night and an alien-themed Halloween party. This means my costume needs to be light and danceable, but also fit into the space alien theme (so I didn't have to buy two costumes). I also have purple hair this year, and I didn't want to sweat it out in a wig. So… the obvious answer became…
Though I cannot afford to build or run an actual dark ride, nor even set up a Halloween yard (my wife and I live in an apartment), I have wanted to create a dark ride inspired by Disney's Haunted Mansion since I was about eight years old. My kid sister and I used to create "rides" in our backyard — complete with fully operational animatronic figures, powered by record players, audio on cassettes, and black light effects — which we pushed neighborhood kids through in a wheel barrow at 25 cents a head.
I finally determined a way, however, to bring my own dark ride ideas to life…
Oh, what, you didn't think I'd use a theme week to create a themed bathroom!? Of COURSE I'm using Halloween as inspiration for a bathroom. The only thing was narrowing down the theme. Then I stumbled upon mortician-themed apothicary jars, and it hit me. I've already made an apothecary-themed bathroom, so what would a mortician-themed bathroom look like?
I'm gonna say, it'll look something like this…
Find out how all these things can keep you safe.
I have a job that requires a lot of travel and living in temporary spaces for several months at a time.
My current temporary living situation is in a not-so-great neighborhood. I read your post on living happily in a dangerous neighborhood, and it made me wonder…
Do any Homies have tips on temporarily but effectively creating the safest space possible in un-safe areas? -Tali
We have a whole tag full of safety tips that you might want to peruse. But perhaps the best advice on this subject came from a comment left on this post by Offbeat Homie Stilleto.
She had a fabulous breakdown on temporary home security measures…
It's the Shark Attackiversary today! So we're making this bloody, shark-themed snack, from the mind that brought you the pumpkin cake recipe. (Make sure to scroll to the end for another Megan cooking video!)
Basically this is a recipe for beet hummus with Egyptian dry spice dip. But the idea is that the Dukkah recipe is sand, the beetroot hummus is bloody water, and then you cut pittas into "fins" and stick them in the bloody waves. Dip the fins in the hummus, then the "sand" for a mind blowing flavor sensation.
"Today we're going to get into small groups," my thanatology teacher announced, handing out a list of questions. The challenge: planning Wonder Woman's funeral.
Wonder Woman, according to our assignment, had tragically passed away after many years of kicking butt as a sexy crime fighting crusader in the name of justice. Because she was loved the world over, Ms. Wonder Woman's only direct request was that her body disposition (what's done to the body), final disposition (the body's final resting place), and funeral service equally include all of the many unique death-related practices without offending or marginalizing any of the inhabitants of the earth.
The request was sweet… but not exactly simple…
If you're looking for last-minute (final hour?) Halloween decor ideas, Homie Sabrina has a ton of easy DIYs that you could do today… probably with things you already have in your home! Check out how to make a grave from a towel, how to create "witch lanterns" from Mason jars, the cheap and easy way to rust plastic, and how to make drippy candles that won't ever drip.
Being sick freaking sucks. But if there's one thing that sucks even more, it's having to go to the store when you're sick to stock up on all the illness accoutrements. During undergrad I worked at a pharmacy on campus, and was regularly exposed to all manner of germs and products with which to treat those germs. I started stocking up on supplies at the beginning of the year, so that when the inevitable welcome-back bug infected me, I'd be ready.
I made the sick version of Offbeat Bride's "Oh shit!" kit. Having this kit handy means you can devote more time to lying on the couch and watching as many Gilmore Girls episodes as you can in a row and less time trying to look presentable to the outside world so you can buy throat drops. It also means that all of your supplies are kept in one spot. I keep mine in a big purse I never use anymore but still like the look of. It hangs in my closet, unassuming, yet handy.
Here's what I keep in my "Oh shit I'm sick" kit: