I asked the rental car place for the most stereotypical midlife crisis car they had and they did not disappoint! UPDATE 2020: This writing has been migrated to The Afterglow, my members-only private publication. Join today and get instant access to this post, and so much more. < Previous Post Coming out as polyamorous to family (how I did it and how it may help you!) Next Post > The best breakup movies to soothe your broken heart (or stoke your rage) About the Author: Ariel @findyourafterglow Author of three editions of the Offbeat Bride book and From Shitshow To Afterglow, Ariel Meadow Stallings is the publisher of of all the Offbeat Empire websites, including Offbeat Wed. She lives in Seattle with her son, and if she's not writing or scrolling, chances are good that she's dancing or happy-crying.