Dorms, apartments, houses — I've seen doormats at them all. They greet our friends, catch our stuff, and clean our shoes — but it's damn hard to find a good one. I've collected this lot of sarcastic, handmade, and just plain weird doormats to fill the needs of Offbeat Homies.
Have to kick off the list with my own doormat!
Kikkerland's jolly roger doormat has graced our stoop since we received it as a wedding gift, and everyone says it's how they know they have the right house.
Etsy seller damngooddoormats has quite the collection of hand-stenciled porch art, like this Pong mat for retro gamers.
And a super-handy reminder mat, though I'd definitely flip it 'round to face me on the way out.
My in-laws have the ever-popular GO AWAY doormat, which frightened my mother.
Got any doormats on your wishlist? Share those links!