Colorful-to-the-point-of-trippy housewares from French Bull #Shopping#affiliates#colorful#home goods#kitchens#polka dots#psychedelic#utensils#wallpaper August 17 | Megan Finley meganfinley This post features offbeat affiliates, meaning that if you buy something featured, you'll be financially supporting this site's mission of bringing awesomeness to readers everywhere. After a Twitter exchange with Homie (and former Offbeat Bride) iLiveinmylab about whether or not I had seen the newest French Bull kitchen knife, I got to thinking… What OTHER amazing and brightly colored housewares does French Bull have to offer? The answer was stunning as it was downright colorful to the point of hurting my eyeballs. You might want to break out your sunglasses before you look at this collection… A set of four multi-colored, mis-matched bowls. Salad servers never looked so ridiculously awesome. Oh this? Yeah, this is just the coolest Lazy Susan on EARTH. I call bullshit on these robot plates being marketed "for kids." Same goes for all the rest of the kids designs. Cartoony colorful home goods that make your house feel like a garden wonderland I showed off all my kitchen gadgets that look like animals. But recently I stumbled upon these home goods that look like things you would... [more] I love these melamine storage containers. I might get me a set, I'm just not sure which pattern to choose! iLiveinmylab highly recommends their Anti-Fatigue Floor Mats. And guess what, Homies! French Bull also makes temporary wall paper! Ooh, please click here to see ALL the temporary wall paper options. Those Homies with kids, or kids at heart, will get a BIG kick out of their children's designs. The rest of you, check out the French Bull store on Amazon and get ready to freak the fuck out. And you HAVE to share what products just scream your name. I love the thought of all the Homies adding a little shot of crazy color to our collective kitchens and homes. Reporter Name * Reporter Email * Original text Enter the original text here. Edited text* Enter your suggested copyedit here. Notes You can add a note for the editor here. * Required information. Fix Typo Megan Finley Megan Finley is the Associate Publisher and Editorial Overlord. When she's not slaving away for the Empire, she's sharing her dork side on her own blog. @meganfinley @meggyfin PREVIOUS We just moved in together! How can we create a space that feels comfortable to both of us? NEXT Use Go Plates to comfortably eat at parties Toggle comments [ 15 ] I need that lazy susan. Give it. GIVE IT HERE. And the correct pattern choice for the melamine containers is OBVIOUSLY the tapestry pattern. The plaid comes in second. The blue monster set makes my heart sing. And I also probably need to purchase the melamine tray in the tapestry pattern. 0 agree Reply Okay, I think you are totally right that the tapestry design in the best for the melamine containers. But polka dot is totally my second choice. Also, I want those monster plates so hard. 0 agree Reply Those anti-fatigue mats are amazing. Too bad I live in Australia… 0 agree Reply Ooh look: they have them at Sears online, which, last time I checked, does international shipping to AUS! 0 agree Reply Are you fucking kidding me?! This is my favorite OBH post EVER. EVER. I love IT ALL SO MUCH. I want it all! Pick a favorite?! Impossible. 1 agrees Reply That's totally how I felt writing up this post. TOO MANY AWESOME THINGS… and then my eyes started hurting. 1 agrees Reply I put everything I liked from the collection on my Amazon Wish List. It went from 2 items to 4 pages. Whoops…must have. Must get married and put on a registry! 0 agree Reply Wow, man, this is, like, totally psychedelic and groovy, man! 1 agrees Reply These are briliant! 0 agree Reply I both love and hate this. I hate this because I just spent three weeks designing my very own plates and bowls with sharpies on white china, and I love this because these designs are exactly the style I drew, but now I can get them in NON-BREAKABLE plastic (and without smudge marks!) 1 agrees Reply What!? I think we demand a tutorial: http://offbeathome.com/submissions 3 agree Reply I second Megan – that sounds like an awesome tutorial! 0 agree Reply Hi – A friend forwarded your blog post to me because of the French Bull mention – Your Blog's perspective is very cool and wanted to thank you for thinking of us for your right on write up. 0 agree Reply OMG OMG OMG I want ALL THE THINGS!!!!! 1 agrees Reply Wheeee!!!! I got a shout out! Also I really want one of those floor mats! 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