Cads about Maternity: The baby shower game that won't suck! #Sponsors#baby showers#games#gifts#pregnancy Posted Jun 13 2017 Megan Finley Horowitz meggyfin This business paid a fee to be listed on Offbeat Home & Life because they feel their products and services are a great fit with offbeat philosophies… and we agree. Learn more about our ads. Our sponsor Cads About Maternity is the bastard love child of Cads About Matrimony — the wedding party game for horrible people who hate wedding party games. (You may have noticed us talking about it over on Offbeat Bride.) Now there's a new (but equally repugnant) card game for horrible parents! Cads About Maternity is made for irresponsible new parents with dark, dirty minds — so you know it's good. Or as The Cads Team puts it: The perfect way to ruin a baby shower, offend the grandparents, and make a pregnant lady cry. Based on the same basic matching format of the classic Cards Against Humanity, this game is simple to play: One player reads a question card out loud. The other players each submit an answer card. The best answer wins. The results are as joyful and disgusting as parenthood itself. And I promise it just may be the one baby shower game that everyone ACTUALLY wants to play. I mean, just check out all these delightfully dark cards… The Cads About Maternity game just may be the best thing to prepare you for the most disgusting, amazing, exhausting adventure of your adult life. Discover what may be the most fun thing about being pregnant: Play this completely inappropriate excuse for a game. Reporter Name * Reporter Email * Original text Enter the original text here. Edited text* Enter your suggested copyedit here. Notes You can add a note for the editor here. * Required information. Fix Typo Megan Finley Horowitz When Megan's not writing, traveling, and sleeping, she's eating like the fate of the world depends on it. (You're welcome, world!) You can snoop into her personal life over on her website The Dash and Dine! @meggyfin @thedashanddine @meggyfin PREVIOUS What Love Is: My review of Carrie Jenkins' book (+bonus story about mutual fangirling!) NEXT What people totally get wrong about you when you're a private person Show/Hide comments [ 3 ] Want. Reply We held a dark baby shower for a pregnant friend who complained that baby showers were boring and annoying compared to the fun of bachelorette parties. The highlight was a uterus pinata full of chocolate truffles and mini booze bottles (the latter for after the birth). This game would have been an AMAZING addition! Reply Sounds hilarious and awesome… I'm not sure when I'll need it, but I'm sure I will! Reply Join the conversation Cancel ReplyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. No-drama comment policy Part of what makes the Offbeat Empire different is our commitment to civil, constructive commenting. Make sure you're familiar with our no-drama comment policy.