Stop everything and look at this Cookie Monster bikini #Pop Culture#Shopping#etsy#summer#swimming November 18 | Megan Finley meggyfin All photos of the Cookie Monster bikini by Etsy seller AliciaZenobia Just look at it looking at you. It's totally staring right into your cookie-slaying soul, and saying, "you know you need this in your life. You didn't even know I existed until today, but now that you do… the whole world just seems to make sense again." It's also saying… I mean, even the Etsy listing itself is amazed that it exists. The listing is actually entitled "Cookie Monster High Waisted Bikini…Can you believe it?" And no. No I can not believe it. But I love it. And I believe that I want to own and rock the hell out of this cookie bottom… Related Post Star War-termelons: a refreshingly nerdy summer treat The Empire has featured some awesome ideas for serving watermelon in the summertime. And now there are Star War-termelons! Are you like me, and are not a fan of eye balls on your boobs? (It's a thing. I don't know why.) But you DO love the idea of wearing the fuck out of some cookie? Etsy seller AliciaZenobia has got your back… Cookie Party bathing suit! This was basically me when I saw this bathing suit: Now that I've got your attention, you should really take some time to check out all that AliciaZenobia has to offer — full-body David Bowie suit? Merman Mankinis? Tops with nipples on them? Whatever the fuck this is — which may or may not be NSFW? The (cookie) bottom line is that you owe it to yourself to check out this Etsy page today, and probably to buy yourself that Cookie Monster bathing suit too. Join our community! Reporter Name * Reporter Email * Original text Enter the original text here. Edited text* Enter your suggested copyedit here. Notes You can add a note for the editor here. * Required information. Fix Typo Megan Finley Megan Finley is the LA-based Offbeat Empire editor. When she's not writing, editing, and sleeping, she's eating, drinking, and geeking. You can snoop into her personal life over on her website Funk in Deep Freeze! @meggyfin @meggyfin PREVIOUS The secret of the casserole: Demolish leftovers with this easy casserole hack NEXT How full-time RV-ing is helping me learn to be flexible Show/Hide comments [ 2 ] I… I think I am in LOVE!! Everything is amazeballs. Now I know what I am getting myself for Christmas! 1 agrees Reply Well if this isn't motivation to get in shape, NOTHING is. Reply Join the conversation Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Participate in this conversation via emailGet only replies to your comment, the best of the rest, as well as a daily recap of all comments on this post. No more than a few emails daily, which you can reply to/unsubscribe from directly from your inbox. No-drama comment policy Part of what makes the Offbeat Empire different is our commitment to civil, constructive commenting. Make sure you're familiar with our no-drama comment policy.