Save your wine with bananas, cocks, butts, and balloons!

Updated Nov 3 2016
meggyfin

wine-stoppers-offbeat-homeFuck, guys. I love wine. I'm the self-confessed wino of the Empire. You know what I also love? Sharks, Star Wars, inappropriate jokes, and kitchen stuff shaped like animals. I have combined my love of all those things to bring you this round-up of awesome wine stoppers.

(Psst: these make REALLY good gifts, so get your bookmarking fingers ready.)

R2-D2 Bottle StopperThis R2-D2 bottle stopper just made my life. I feel like we were made to be drinking buddies forever.

41BRwLmMNDL._SX342_This top hat topper is only for the classiest bottles of wine. Just kidding, stick this on ANY bottle of wine and it's instant class.

Fin-ish It Later Wine StopperThis is now my favorite go-to for gifts: housewarming, bridal showers, birthdays — the shark fin bottle stopper never fails to please. Sharks aren't your thing? No prob, it also comes in monkey or dog butt!

Screen Shot 2013-05-21 at 10.22.33 AMDid you know that bananas can help you keep your wine fresh? Well, plastic bananas can. Any classic comedy fans in the house? This wine stopper is for you.

Screen Shot 2013-05-21 at 10.41.47 AMInappropriate bottle stopper is inappropriate! And… kinda' cute too. His name is Sir Perky, and we wants to come home with you.

Screen Shot 2013-05-21 at 10.44.24 AMI'm actually super interested in this guy. It uses an inflatable balloon to keep your wine fresh. Once inflated, it protects wine from oxidation for about three days, and the balloon will not negatively alter or affect the taste of wine.

Screen Shot 2013-05-21 at 11.04.12 AMI'm featuring this one solely because: ha ha this thing's name!

Screen Shot 2013-05-21 at 11.25.49 AMI wish I had known about this bottle stopper that actually locks onto your bottle back when I had roommates!

31mvUPfpNILAnd then there's the corkcicle — perfect for stopping white wine, as it also keeps it chilled! It was one of Oprah's favorite things.

Which one of these were your favorite things?

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