The IKEA catalog, narrated

May 1 2013 | arielmstallings

Finally, the sad truths of the the IKEA catalog, revealed through narration…

"I hate to be the one to break it to you, but you own too much crap to make this work. We have set you up for failure."

Many thanks to our friends at Laughing Squid for finding this (and everything else we find funny and/or awesome).

  1. I was anticipating "wow, shelves for organizing" to be followed with "the mere act of owning things to organize other things does not mean your things will be organized". At least, this is my experience…

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  2. It's so true!! Especially about the living room, "Look how amazing this living room is! But we only sell one thing…and IT'S OUT OF STOCK."

    Story of my life, Ikea. Story of my life…

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  3. Hee-hee-hee! I'm glad I'm not the only one heckling the catalogs!

    "We do not sell the ducks or the pouf – so stop asking!"

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