The IKEA catalog, narrated #Shopping#cats#humor#IKEA#storage#videos May 1 2013 | Ariel offbeatbride Finally, the sad truths of the the IKEA catalog, revealed through narration… "I hate to be the one to break it to you, but you own too much crap to make this work. We have set you up for failure." Many thanks to our friends at Laughing Squid for finding this (and everything else we find funny and/or awesome). Reporter Name * Reporter Email * Original text Enter the original text here. Edited text* Enter your suggested copyedit here. Notes You can add a note for the editor here. * Required information. Fix Typo Ariel Author of Offbeat Bride: Creative Alternatives for Independent Brides, Ariel acts as the publisher of all the Offbeat Empire websites. She lives in Seattle with her son, and if she's not reading or writing, chances are good that she's dancing and happy-crying. PREVIOUS Part-time work means I earn less, but I live more NEXT Tips for breastfeeding a hospitalized baby Show/Hide comments [ 7 ] This cat is amazing. 16 agree Reply I know, right? I tried to get my cat to stick to the wall but nothing doing. 7 agree Reply I was anticipating "wow, shelves for organizing" to be followed with "the mere act of owning things to organize other things does not mean your things will be organized". At least, this is my experience… 21 agree Reply Ha, love the cat and the eyebrowless baby. This was wonderful! 2 agree Reply It's so true!! Especially about the living room, "Look how amazing this living room is! But we only sell one thing…and IT'S OUT OF STOCK." Story of my life, Ikea. Story of my life… 4 agree Reply Hee-hee-hee! I'm glad I'm not the only one heckling the catalogs! "We do not sell the ducks or the pouf – so stop asking!" 5 agree Reply My husband put together that bed they showed. It only took him 8 hours. 3 agree Reply Join the conversation Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Subscribe me to your mailing list No-drama comment policy Part of what makes the Offbeat Empire different is our commitment to civil, constructive commenting. Make sure you're familiar with our no-drama comment policy.