So there I was. Trying to enjoy a glass of wine and some pre-dinner bread at a friend’s house. But the puppy. The lenticular puppy. It wouldn’t stop staring at me… DAMN YOU, LENTICULAR PUPPY PLACEMATS. < Previous Post How to sculpt your own faux-taxidermied jackolope Next Post > A Super Mario Brothers-themed birthday party for a six-year-old About the Author: Ariel @findyourafterglow Author of three editions of the Offbeat Bride book and its sequel (From Shitshow To Afterglow, the ultimate offbeat breakup book) Ariel Meadow Stallings is the publisher of all the Offbeat Empire web properties. She lives in Seattle with her son. To read her latest work, follow @arielist.