Three words: lenticular puppy placemats

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So there I was. Trying to enjoy a glass of wine and some pre-dinner bread at a friend’s house. But the puppy. The lenticular puppy. It wouldn’t stop staring at me…

DAMN YOU, LENTICULAR PUPPY PLACEMATS.

About the Author: Ariel

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Author of three editions of the Offbeat Bride book and From Shitshow To Afterglow, Ariel Meadow Stallings is the publisher of of all the Offbeat Empire websites, including Offbeat Wed. She lives in Seattle with her son, and if she's not writing or scrolling, chances are good that she's dancing or happy-crying.

Comments on Three words: lenticular puppy placemats

  1. This is in fact entirely amazing!I would have done something odd, like putting my glass of wine directly on his nose…. but that is just me.

  2. Me, yelling up the stairs: “WE NEED A BIGGER APARTMENT!”
    Boyfriend: “Why?”
    “SO WE CAN FIT A TABLE IN THERE.”
    Boyfriend: “You never wanted a table before, you said there was no point while it was just-”
    “COME DOWN AND LOOK AT THESE FREAKING PLACEMATS!”

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