So there I was. Trying to enjoy a glass of wine and some pre-dinner bread at a friend’s house. But the puppy. The lenticular puppy. It wouldn’t stop staring at me… DAMN YOU, LENTICULAR PUPPY PLACEMATS. < Previous Post How to sculpt your own faux-taxidermied jackolope Next Post > A Super Mario Brothers-themed birthday party for a six-year-old About the Author: Ariel @findyourafterglow Author of three editions of the Offbeat Bride book and From Shitshow To Afterglow, Ariel Meadow Stallings is the publisher of of all the Offbeat Empire websites, including Offbeat Wed. You can find her at @arielmstallings on Insta.
Comments on Three words: lenticular puppy placemats
This is in fact entirely amazing!I would have done something odd, like putting my glass of wine directly on his nose…. but that is just me.
Me, yelling up the stairs: “WE NEED A BIGGER APARTMENT!”
“SO WE CAN FIT A TABLE IN THERE.”
Boyfriend: “You never wanted a table before, you said there was no point while it was just-”
“COME DOWN AND LOOK AT THESE FREAKING PLACEMATS!”