Whatcha doing in the bathroom, honey? Oh, you know. Just washing the hedgehog. < Previous Post Trying to conceive: Is it hard having a birthday near a holiday? Next Post > Replace the clutter with an eclectic collection About the Author: Ariel @findyourafterglow Author of three editions of the Offbeat Bride book and From Shitshow To Afterglow, Ariel Meadow Stallings is the publisher of of all the Offbeat Empire websites, including Offbeat Wed. She lives in Seattle with her son, and if she's not writing or scrolling, chances are good that she's dancing or happy-crying.