That is seriously what this Amazon product listing is called: “Generic Giraffe Riding Shark Never Stop Dreaming.” What in the damned fuck has ever been “generic” about a one-eyed giraffe with a sword riding a shark?
I love this curtain because it combines two of my favorite things:
Sharks + the giraffe-themed bathroom (Girbathroom)!
This shower curtain looks like it was put together by my unconscious mind while I was candy flipping on an overnight stay at the San Diego Zoo.
And it could be all yours for $39!
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Comments on “Generic Giraffe Riding Shark Never Stop Dreaming”!?
Perhaps they are confused and think “generic” is a synonym for “awesome.” I did a search for “generic shower curtain” and got results ranging from Doctor Who to Game of Thrones-themed curtains.
Ummm, yeah, totally mislabeled! More like “Frickin’ AWESOME Pirate Giraffe Riding Shark!”
Does make you wonder what they’d classify as a super specific niche shower curtain
I wonder what their version of a super specific niche shower curtain would look like!
I think “generic” here refers to the fact it will work with any size/type shower ( within reason ).
( But don’t ask me what a ‘specific’ shower curtain would be!)
It’s a bad place for an adjective to be sure.
What’s the name brand giraffe riding a shark shower curtain line?
“Yes, I’d like a Ralph Lauren Giraffe Riding Shark shower curtain please… no, not the polo playing giraffe, the pirate giraffe please”
“Oh, sorry – we only have that one from Chanel”
I laughed so hard I hurt myself.
Maybe that’s his name. “Generic Giraffe”. It has good alliteration, but really, I think he can do better…
We have lots of giraffes in our house. They are all called Geoffrey (apart from the one called Derp. He might be my favourite.).
I feel like Generic Giraffe Riding Shark would be a great name for a band. With their first album “Never Stop Dreaming!”
OH HELL YEAH!!!
I think I might need this. Time to redecorate the bathroom!
How about this one: “Bigger and Small Giraffe Ridding Bike Funning Shower Curtain”
Haha! That shower curtain is awesome, but the way you described it is even more awesome!
This is awesome. My husband wants one for our bathroom!