Faster than you can say “Zoomorphic Home,” I have another awesome animal-shaped home decor item. (Remember my post about animal kitchen gadgets?) This time, it’s a bed frame that is an actual giant teddy bear… with a pink mohawk!
Please ignore that it’s supposedly for kids, because that’s bullshit. Mohawk-ed bear beds are for EVERYONE, especially ones that have “pockets in the paws for easy hugging.” No shit! That’s from its “key point” diagram, which is NOT to be missed:
Are you dreaming of this being your new bed? Or are you having weird googly-eyed pink-mohawked nightmares? Personally, if this thing came in king size, I’d be all over it. Ariel, meanwhile, just emailed to say this thing reminds her of pedobear.
(PS: They also have a giant Hello Kitty bed cover too.)