First it was the steampunk dragon coffee table. Then it was barfing storm drain dragons. Then it was Zippy the dragon mailbox. Now I’m continuing my search for helpful home dragons with the mother-fucking dragon faucet! Just look at the incredible Antique Brass Dragon Style Bathroom Sink Faucet.
Holy shit, it comes in black too:
Good gawd, it’s like a dragon that breathes clean water into your hands. I. Can’t. Even. Handle. Wait, yes I can, because IT ALSO HAS HANDLES!
Speaking of handles… look how cool those are! So cool that I’m not even mad that these guys are pricey (from $87 to $150) because they’re mother fucking dragons for your mother fucking bathroom!
So who wants to give me some Megan-simple directions on switching out faucets?