These are the super-subtle Star Wars bathroom items you've been looking for

subtle star wars bathroom decor

I love the giraffe bathroom theme, and can't wait to see more!

My kitchen is Star Wars-themed. I need a bathroom theme that complements Star Wars without making my house seem too overly-themed.

Ideas?

-Kristin

Kristin, you've come to the right website…

Maybe you're a huge Star Wars fan, but your live-in partner doesn't agree with using your childhood Star Wars sheets in your bedroom. Or perhaps you've held off on your Death Star-inspired living room decor, since you often host business meetings at home. This, Homies, is why I love getting weird in the bathroom. (No, not like that… well, maybe.)

Inspired by those Han and Leia hand towels, here is the most gorgeous nerdy Star Wars bathroom of all time. I went with a sexy grey, blue, and white theme which makes it easy to match towels and accessories that aren't themed.

THIS is the super-subtle Star Wars bathroom you've been looking for…

Han and Leia Bathroom Hand Towels
These Han and Leia Bathroom Hand Towels are so cool that they're often out of stock on Amazon and Think Geek. But if they are, you should totally add them to your wishlist for when they — like the Jedi — return. Then pair these with grey or white bath towels.

Damask Darth Vader shower curtain
Damask Darth Vader shower curtain — click the link to see the subtle Vader helmets!

Stormtrooper bath mat -- storm troopers are pretty useless for anything other than drying your feet.
Stormtrooper bath mat — storm troopers are pretty useless for anything other than drying your feet.

Of course the perfect bathroom light is this Lightsaber Lamp.
Of course the perfect bathroom light is this Lightsaber Lamp.

Lucas Films Star Wars Gift Box Set with the R2 soap dispenser and a cute yoda wash cloth.
Lucas Films Star Wars Gift Box Set with the perfect color blocked soap dispenser and a cute yoda wash cloth.

Make Darth Vader do your bidding by using this Collectable Ceramic Mug to hold your toothbrushes.
Make Darth Vader do your bidding by using this Collectable Ceramic Mug to hold your toothbrushes.

Obviously, you need to top it all off with the cozy, and perfectly-matching R2D2 robe!
Obviously, you need to top it all off with the cozy, and perfectly-matching R2D2 robe!

'Fess up, fellow fanboys: who else has a Star Wars bathroom? What are your tips for keeping it subtle, but Star Wars-y?

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  1. My husband already takes the longest poops in the history of the galaxy… if I did this, I don't think I'd EVER get him out of there!!

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  2. I absolutely love everything in this post. I'm adding them to my wishlist for when I have my own place again! 🙂

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  3. I'm drooling. I didn't imagine myself drooling over anything bathroom related. I'll take 10 of each please.

  4. Welp, looks like that shower curtain I just bought is going to have to go into the other bathroom because it's already been replaced by this awesomeness.

    Also, you guys should be aware that this mug holds almost twice as much coffee as a regular mug due to the face: Star Wars Darth Vader Ceramic Mug (There's other versions too.)

    "Maybe you're a huge Star Wars fan, but your live-in partner doesn't agree with using your childhood Star Wars sheets in your bedroom." Dude, I totally suggested (as the one married to the Star Wars fan) this but wasn't able to find Star Wars sheets that fit a king size bed.

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    • What is with the unavailability of things like awesome themed sheets and super-soft, washable comforters for anything other than twin size??

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      • They don't come in king, which is one of the reasons we have a queen bed. I have all 3 sets of PBK Star Wars sheets and they're amazingly good quality and cute. I'm the biggest Star Wars nerd like, ever, and somehow I married the one male in the world who isn't, so we get a lot of weird "lol your husband makes you have Star Wars stuff in the house!" comments. Um, no, that entire bookshelf and all those action figures are mine, thanks.

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      • Potter Barn *Kids*? Seriously, who are we kidding. Those sheets go up to queen size!

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        • I'm a nanny and have often worked in a nearby affluent area… and man, a TON of 5 year olds have queen sized beds.

      • They have queen-size Batman and dinosaur sheets too! This makes my day! I've been looking for nerdy queen-size sheets forever. 😛

  5. I have ordered the shower curtain in pink and the mats (FYI they are cheaper on ebay so I got two for our double vanity) I went pink because I also have this EPIC painting from Scott Rholfs called "Chosen One"
    http://www.scottrohlfs.com/?product=chosen-one
    (check out some of his other amazing pieces we have three) that is gorgeous and star wars themed that is pink in my bathroom and is going to be really awesome all together, just enough man and girlie for the perfect master bathroom. LOVE THIS!

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    • Holy shit YES! That's awesome! When you get everything all set up, come back here and post a pic.

  6. the Darth Vader cup pictured isn't big enough to hold toothbrushes. Also the price on the link is kinda ridiculous, as they were only $10 originally at Valentine's Day and were filled with candy.

  7. Oh man, if we weren't in the process of making our bathroom Spiderman themed, I would be all over making it Star Wars themed. … I may need to get those Han & Leia hand towels regardless though!

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  8. what are your search-fu secrets? I tried doing it for my own fandoms (through Amazon and ThinkGeek) and got a resounding NOWHERE. I then tried to replicate your Star Wars search because I wanted to see if I was doing something wrong and found ZILCH.

    I WANT YOUR SECRETS TO FINDING AWESOME BECAUSE I NEED THEM. NEEEEDDDDDD

    We wants the preciouses!

    • Mwahahahahaha. I can't give away ALL my secrets.

      But I will say that a lot of these roundups are showing the results of month-or-two-long searches. I think of an idea, and then start collecting things as I come upon them. When I finally have enough items to have a cohesive collection, BOOM! The unveiling begins.

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  9. I am currently redoing our hall bathroom Star Wars RIGHT NOW. I have the Han and Leia hand towels, a Han in Carbonite shower curtain, and I found some awesome prints on Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/transaction/1024253025

    It is the bathroom my boys use so I wanted it to be fun. I even got a life size R2 wall decal!

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