I would SO pay $500 a night to stay at the Giraffe Manor in Nairobi, Kenya

By on Oct 10th

Once again, I have gone on virtual vacation via Airbnb and have come back with an amazing find. Last time it was an upside down boat-turned-retreat, this time it's a stately manor in Nairobi with a resident herd of giraffes!

Giraffes that will also drop in for a visit. OR even more incredibly, dine with you!

I mean, COME ON with that cuteness! See that little girl on the left behind the teapot? That's the expression I was making the whole time I virtually explored this place.

From the listing:

Travelers from all over the world now make The Giraffe Manor part of their East African safari, the only place in the world where you can enjoy the breathtaking experience of feeding and photographing the giraffe over the breakfast table and at the front door.

Because the rooms are just as impressive as the tall lanky animal friends!

Check out the sitting room with a fireplace big enough to walk into.

I guess this is where you go if you want to eat giraffe-free.

But let's be honest, it is ALL about the giraffes with this hotel. And, for the first time, I'm totally NOT put off by the $500 a night price tag. Sharing breakfast with a giraffe and answering the front door to find a fucking giraffe or two is one of the ONLY reasons I could imagine myself paying $500 a night for a hotel.

I iz in yer yard, watching you get dressed.

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Megan Finley is the Associate Publisher for the Offbeat Empire. When she's not slaving away for the Empire, she's sharing her dork side on her own blog, Twitter @meganfinley, and Instagram @meggyfin.