The solar-powered zombie lawn lantern is a thing, and it's awesome

Updated Oct 12 2015
meggyfin

61gj+3vo+zL._SL1500_You know we loves us some badass lawn ornaments — trippy lawn ornaments, dragon mailboxes, and barfing gutter gargoyels. This time I've found the goriest, scariest way to light your lawn — the "Dead Rising" Zombie Solar-Powered Garden Light, of course! I'm actually surprised this much awesomeness is less than $50.

Get this guy just in time for trick-or-treaters, or to make your lawn look creepy year-round. There will be no other light as disgustingly awesome as this in your entire 'hood, I promise.

  1. I've been wanting to get one of these for the last several years, but I'd be mad if someone stole $50 from my yard so I haven't bought it. Perhaps eventually. Because it is fantastic!

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