8 sloth shower curtains that make life worth living #Decor & Decorating#Shopping#bathrooms#geeky#shower July 10 2014 | Megan Finley Horowitz meggyfin Are you seeing what I'm seeing? That right there is a stripper sloth clearly doing so good of a job that the audience is making it rain… on a shower curtain. I never knew that my life was missing something until I saw this magical item… that exists in the world… and can be purchased… and hung in my bathroom. Oh but Homies, would you believe me if I told you that is not the end of the wonderous sloth shower curtain joy in this world? No! There are so many more amazing sloth shower curtains to be purchased and hung. Check these out… Forget stripping, a real sloth would be doing exactly this in your bathroom. Nap all day. Sleep all night. Party FOREVER with this bad-ass sloth shower curtain. What's that sloth doing in your bathroom? Just hanging out. Did you know you could combine your love of yoga and your love of sloths and your love of bathing? Yup. You can. TITANIC SLOTH!!!! Too soon? Pssh, I say too perfect. Or maybe you prefer your giant sloth attacks in a more populated area. Why yes, that is a King Sloth in my bathroom. Don't forget everyone's favorite Sloth — Sloth from The Goonies! Oh I went there, with this Sloth "Notorious Baldies" shower curtain. Reporter Name * Reporter Email * Original text Enter the original text here. Edited text* Enter your suggested copyedit here. Notes You can add a note for the editor here. * Required information. Fix Typo Megan Finley Horowitz When Megan's not writing, traveling, and sleeping, she's eating like the fate of the world depends on it. (You're welcome, world!) You can snoop into her personal life over on her website The Dash and Dine! @meggyfin @thedashanddine @meggyfin PREVIOUS Travel agents and bangs-for-your-bucks: What are your international trip planning strategies? NEXT Apartment balcony container garden: before and after Show/Hide comments [ 36 ] This is everything. Reply I have the most amazing image of the Offbeat Home editorial team, planning your week of posts. Megan: "Guys… guys. I have the best idea for a post. It's about shower curtains." Ariel: "Shower curtains are boring. Could you be more specific?" Megan: "SLOTHS. SLOTH-THEMED SHOWER CURTAINS. I found eight of them." Ariel: "…It's so crazy it just might work. I love it!" This post actually really makes me want to pull a Kristen Bell and get all excited about sloths and the shower curtains they're featured on Reply Actually the best part about this post was the discussion in the copyedits: CAROLINE: inb4 "strippers don't make it rain, the audience does" lol MEGAN: Okay, changed to "That right there is a stripper sloth clearly doing so good of a job that the audience is making it rain" CAROLINE: lmfao Stripper Sloth Accuracy Reply Ashley, we lovingly recreated your scenario over here: http://offbeatempire.com/shitballs Reply Only OBE would have a URL with the word "shitballs" in it. Reply Kinda makes me wish I had shower curtains instead of shower doors now! Reply A car decal might stand up to the moisture of a shower door http://www.cafepress.com/mf/78131180/linnaeuss-twotoed-sloth_sticker?productId=846068302 Reply This is amazing. I want them all. Reply I have a 5 year old who really likes sloths, but I think this might be going a little overboard. Her older sister has to share that bathroom with her. But I must say, it would never have occurred to me that there even were enough sloth-themed shower curtains to warrant an article. For what it's worth, if I were to get one I'd go with number 4. And her reaction would probably be awesome. Reply #4 is an EXCELLENT choice. Reply I can't believe that first one is real (except I kind of can)! I can just picture my husband's reaction if I were to insist we get it: Me: Sloth stripper shower curtain! We have to have it! Him: *laughs nervously* Reply We are living parallel marriages! Reply I have owned the first one for just over a year now. It never ceases to surprise our guests and they freakin LOVE IT Reply Just when I thot I had my Future Fantasy Bathroom all sorted out with that unicorn theme… Reply Combine themes! The "slothicorn" bathroom. Reply The where awesome lives tag line has never been more true than it is right now. Reply This is an amazing post. Reply I love sloths even more in German – the literal translation is "lazy-animal." (Faultier) So I guess as long as I can still be head lazy-animal in my house, I could let one in on a shower curtain for company… Reply Did anyone else read the reviews for the stripper sloth shower curtain? This is my favorite one: "This is the best purchase I could have made for my home. After I attached this to the shower rod with the utmost of ease, with the hooks that are included, I immediately noticed how intimate my bathroom seemed to be. All that I am lacking now is a smoke machine and my stack of ones. The only reason I didn't give this six stars is that my girlfriend got quite jealous of me looking at Candy all day. She also didn't appreciate that I named her Candy." Reply BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Amazing. Reply Over half of the internet ads I was getting have been replaced with this shower curtain. I am 100% okay with this. Reply Silly sloth internet surfing bonus! Reply So offbeat and brilliant! Made my morning. Reply Wow. You just made my whole month! You guys rock. Left this prominently displayed as a not so subtle birthday reminder to hubby. Reply I only have one bathroom, but I think I need at least three of these. Reply FYI: You can get Stripper Sloth as a T-shirt. http://www.opensky.com/sharpshirter/product/stripper-sloth-women-s-top I first saw that design on a woman's shirt on the subway. I couldn't take my eyes off this woman. I was too far away to make any comment on the amazingness, when someone else beat me to it and said, "That's quite a shirt." "Yes," the woman said. "Sloths are my spirit animal." Reply I've been LOLing my way through this whole post, but that last comment made me utterly lose it. Homies, you are the comic relief awesomeness I didn't know I needed so badly. Reply I'm trying to convince my husband to let me get the first one and convert it into a headboard for over the bed >=] Reply And then you're submitting "the step-by-step guide to turning a shower curtain into a headboard" as a guest post right??? http://offbeathome.com/submissions Reply Oh god no it still gets better! Reply This has made my weekend! Reply Me: want to see a crazy shower curtain? Husband: huh, that's a sloth on a strip pole. We should buy it. Reply Guys you don't even know…. These shower curtains, they have all kinds of amazing ones! My husband-Elect (thanks obb for the term) and I were looking for regular curtains to go over our sliding glass door, and couldn't find anything we really liked. We wanted thermal curtains, because Michigan, but they were all so boring. Then I stumbled upon these amazing shower curtains, abs realized that since of them are just fabric, not vynal, and I had an epiphany! One of those curtain rods that lets you hang two rows of curtains, a regular old black thermal curtain, and a fabric shower curtain with an amazing graphic of this wicked looking tribal owl, bracketed by two smaller shower curtains with the galaxy printed on them, and we have the coolest flippin cosmic space owl curtains that you ever did see. Reply I want to see this cosmic space owl curtain! If you have Flickr, you should totally upload it to our flickr pool! Reply I will do this thing. I have to clean around it first, since there is a bunch of stuff piled up by it, but then I will take a picture to show the peoples. Reply I like the Yoga doing sloth – very peace inducing 🙂 Reply Join the conversation Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. 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