Are you seeing what I’m seeing? That right there is a stripper sloth clearly doing so good of a job that the audience is making it rain… on a shower curtain. I never knew that my life was missing something until I saw this magical item… that exists in the world… and can be purchased… and hung in my bathroom.
Oh but Homies, would you believe me if I told you that is not the end of the wonderous sloth shower curtain joy in this world? No! There are so many more amazing sloth shower curtains to be purchased and hung. Check these out…
Forget stripping, a real sloth would be doing exactly this in your bathroom.
Nap all day. Sleep all night. Party FOREVER with this bad-ass sloth shower curtain.
What’s that sloth doing in your bathroom? Just hanging out.
Did you know you could combine your love of yoga and your love of sloths and your love of bathing? Yup. You can.
TITANIC SLOTH!!!! Too soon? Pssh, I say too perfect.