Full of helpful advice like how to avoid falling out of bed when you’ve had too many drinks while watching Downton Abbey, and the note that cats are … almost people! via Laughing Squid. < Previous Post Our house is drowning in toys so we’re cutting back Next Post > Dorm decor that’ll make you excited to go back to school About the Author: Ariel @findyourafterglow Author of three editions of the Offbeat Bride book and its sequel (From Shitshow To Afterglow, the ultimate offbeat breakup book) Ariel Meadow Stallings is the publisher of all the Offbeat Empire web properties. She lives in Seattle with her son. To read her latest work, follow @arielist.