Introducing Eye Candy: because caregivers are hot, and we want to see more of 'em

Back in the day Offbeat Mama used to have a great feature in which various DILFs were praised for their awesome DILFy ways. The feature was fun but also problematic as it was inherently heteronormative (because DILFs are dudes) and it was focused on only dads — not caregivers in general. Now we want to see ALL OF YOU GUYS: tell us about your fave caregiver and why he or she is the hottest of the hot and we'll post a photo and let everyone love on them.