Make your rain gutters more exciting by harnessing the power of barfing dragons #Shopping#dragons#geeky#gothic#home goods May 23 | Megan Finley Horowitz meggyfin You know what your gutter needs? A fucking dragon barfing water at the bottom of it! Yup, dragon rainspout statues are a thing. So are rain gutter crocodiles, and gargoyles. But I'm more of a dragon girl myself. This one is my favorite: Look how the wings wrap around and under the spout! So cute! This would actually make me LOVE living in places that rain all the time. Water breathing dragons guarding my house? Yes, please. Reporter Name * Reporter Email * Original text Enter the original text here. Edited text* Enter your suggested copyedit here. Notes You can add a note for the editor here. * Required information. Fix Typo Megan Finley Horowitz When Megan’s not writing, traveling, and sleeping, she’s eating like the fate of the world depends on it. (You’re welcome, world!) You can snoop into her personal life over on her website The Dash and Dine! @meggyfin @thedashanddine @meggyfin PREVIOUS "Rainbow Brite" beans and rice recipe NEXT Family meetings help my relationship, save me money, and rock my socks Show/Hide comments [ 17 ] Screw the gutters this thing is going in the shower. I will make it work. 19 agree Reply I fully support this decision. I also insist on instructions and pictures when completed. 9 agree Reply Especially if you use it in with the rainbow shower heads featured a while back. Think of the magical rainbow dragon barf shower!!!! 9 agree Reply "Magical rainbow dragon barf shower!!!!" sounds like it should be the name of some awesome saturday morning cartoon show. 10 agree Reply ***Impulse buys house just to have this*** 10 agree Reply Ha. This made me LOL. I know the feeling, man. I know… 1 agrees Reply Nya! Do want. Btw Melissa, if you figure out how to make it work in the shower, please let me know! That would be awesome. XD Reply O jeez http://www.designtoscano.com/ I WANT ALL THE THINGS D: I just need one of those house things first… 3 agree Reply I'm sorry, but HOLY AWESOME. So far, I've spotted the yeti, some rather adorable hobgoblins, a life casted naked lady, some motherloving dinosaurs, Easter Island heads and just about any zoo animal you've always wished was living in your yard. This is the most bestest site, ever. 3 agree Reply Welp there goes my afternoon. 2 agree Reply Got my dad an Easter Island head for his birthday last year. He loves it so. Reply These are just too great! I luff it. They remind me of Notre Dame in Paris, with all those unique gargoyle rainspouts. Reply Goddamnit, why do I (a) live in an apartment and (b) have only one family member with a house, who does not share my love obsession (let's call it what it is, okay) with dragons? Actually, you know what? I had a friend who collected cow creamers — you know, the ones where the milk comes out of the cow's mouth. But omg, if there are dragon creamers, I would be ALL OVER THAT SHIT. (Srsly, tho, why are anatomically incorrect cow creamers such a thing?) 4 agree Reply I strangely want this cow creamer… Reply Oh, I want one for our new house/garden but the uk doesn't seem to have them – why does amazon.com and you guys have all the fun stuff? 1 agrees Reply Target has gargoyles now: http://www.target.com/p/gargoyle-down-spout-cover/-/A-15156193#prodSlot=medium_1_6&term=spout cover Reply Very, very cool! I love dragons and having one of these around my house makes me really happy! It's a cool and creative way to divert the rain water away from the house, so it doesn't damage the foundations of the house, which is very practical. All you need to do is clean these up twice a year, and they will provide you with years of safety. Some people even collect the rain water in special tanks which they bury under the ground. This way you both protect your home from the water and get water for your garden. 1 agrees Reply Join the conversation Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment No-drama comment policy Part of what makes the Offbeat Empire different is our commitment to civil, constructive commenting. Make sure you're familiar with our no-drama comment policy.