I want this mustached juice machine man

March 5 |

He is genius. Pop him in a fat orange, turn the handle (to rip up the fruit's precious guts…it's hard for me to stop anthropomorphizing) and sip!

Mmmmmm, orange guts!

  1. This reminds me of the old school orange straws you could screw into the orange! You roll and more juice is made. How funny!

  2. This almost makes me believe I like orange juice…this cuteness is just overpowering..D:

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  3. I really wanna pour champagne into the orange and have one hell of a mimosa.

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