I want this mustached juice machine man #Food#appliances#Asia#Japan#kitchens#tools March 5 | Cat Rocketship He is genius. Pop him in a fat orange, turn the handle (to rip up the fruit's precious guts…it's hard for me to stop anthropomorphizing) and sip! Mmmmmm, orange guts! Reporter Name * Reporter Email * Original text Enter the original text here. Edited text* Enter your suggested copyedit here. Notes You can add a note for the editor here. * Required information. Fix Typo Cat Rocketship I was the Managing Editor of Offbeat Home for a year and a half. I have a rich Internet life and also a pretty good real life. Hobbies include D&D, Twitter, and working on making our household more self-reliant. I also draw things. PREVIOUS A Periodic Table of Elements and a Clicky Link overload in this week's reader photos NEXT What we eat and why it matters Toggle comments [ 3 ] This reminds me of the old school orange straws you could screw into the orange! You roll and more juice is made. How funny! 0 agree Reply This almost makes me believe I like orange juice…this cuteness is just overpowering..D: 1 agrees Reply I really wanna pour champagne into the orange and have one hell of a mimosa. 4 agree Reply Join the conversation Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked * Comment Notify me of follow-up comments by email. No-drama comment policy Part of what makes the Offbeat Empire different is our commitment to civil, constructive commenting. Make sure you're familiar with our no-drama comment policy. Biz owners & wedding bloggers Please just use your real name in your comment, not your business name or blog title. Our comments are not the place to pimp your website. If you want to promote your stuff on Offbeat Bride, join us as an advertiser instead.