I want this mustached juice machine man #Food#appliances#Asia#Japan#kitchens#tools March 5 | Cat Rocketship He is genius. Pop him in a fat orange, turn the handle (to rip up the fruit's precious guts…it's hard for me to stop anthropomorphizing) and sip! Mmmmmm, orange guts! Reporter Name * Reporter Email * Original text Enter the original text here. Edited text* Enter your suggested copyedit here. Notes You can add a note for the editor here. * Required information. Fix Typo Cat Rocketship I was the Managing Editor of Offbeat Home for a year and a half. I have a rich Internet life and also a pretty good real life. Hobbies include D&D, Twitter, and working on making our household more self-reliant. I also draw things. PREVIOUS A recipe for squirrel melts: You MUST try them! NEXT What we eat and why it matters Toggle comments [ 3 ] This reminds me of the old school orange straws you could screw into the orange! You roll and more juice is made. How funny! Reply This almost makes me believe I like orange juice…this cuteness is just overpowering..D: 1 agrees Reply I really wanna pour champagne into the orange and have one hell of a mimosa. 4 agree Reply Join the conversation Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked * Comment Notify me of follow-up comments by email. No-drama comment policy Part of what makes the Offbeat Empire different is our commitment to civil, constructive commenting. Make sure you're familiar with our no-drama comment policy.