We’re a BDSM couple who have just moved in together for the first time in our long term relationship, and up ’til now we lived with our respective parents. Hiding our kink was something that we obviously got a little too good at.
Of course, there are ways to hide your sex toys in plain sight by using household objects and even exercise equipment. This is great advice… except for if you’re living with parents or roommates and you don’t want to repurpose stuff they use! Living together will mean we know where things are, but we’ll still want to hide our very-obviously-for-sex equipment.
Let’s take a look at some options for discreet and designated stashing!
These lockable sex toy cases are discreet enough — depending on your decor. This might still stand out if your bedroom is entirely decorated in Victorian/steampunk style — but it’ll fit under the bed or in a closet. At any rate, locks can be very necessary when sharing a house.
Depending on what type of toys you use, you may not need much room to stash them at all. We’ve already seen how great novelty lunchboxes are for covert stoners — why not use one for your sex toys too?
I’m saving up for some vintage or vintage-looking luggage to store my toys. Stacked up they look like some trendy hipster decor in my bedroom and no one’s the wiser. They’d be able to hold a variety of types of toys, and something about opening up a suitcase to start a session speaks to me in a sexy way.
While you could totally keep your toys in your pillow case, that might not be very comfortable for sleep. There are pillows specifically designed with hidden compartments for small-ish toys like vibrators. Completely inconspicuous when not in use, but always close at hand in bed. Plus, the slogan is “The second best place to keep your vibrator.” Nice.
Bedroom Storage Furniture
I knew that we’d better get a couple of these bedside tables cause at least one of those drawers is spoken for with our toy collection. Look for deep drawers that will hold a lot and can also have a pillow case thrown overtop of the contents just in case someone opens it unwittingly. There’s actually so much room in these that I can layer my toys on the bottom, put down a pillow case, and throw in a book or other more traditional bedside material. Everything’s hidden but easily in reach.
This post already showed you how linen chests can hide toys and how they also double as a sex toy itself. This one (pictured above) has handy legs for tying restraints, and the height variation from the bed will make more positions possible and easier. Bonus: longer toys like crops fit way more easily in these.
Where do YOU hide your obvious sex toys? Has someone ever unwittingly stumbled upon your stash?