25 offbeat Valentine gift ideas for a sweet, sexy, & smoldering Valentine's Day

Posted Jan 30 2019
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offbeat valentines day gifts
Love in Abundance Heart Necklace

If you celebrate the silliness of Valentine's Day, this roundup of offbeat Valentine gift ideas is for you. And if you don't, I totally get it. But it doesn't have to be all about partners and love and junk. It can be about friendship, self love, and lots of, ahem, playtime, too. Here are 25 Valentine's Day gifts that are sincere, goofy, spiritual, glam, and maybe totally for you or your partner(s).

Keep an eagle eye out for a shout-out to our publisher's new passion project (literally)…

Valentine's day gifts & jewelry for super sexy fun
It's You, It's Always Been You Card from Unleash the monkeys
25 offbeat Valentine gift ideas for a sweet, sexy, & smoldering Valentine's Day
I Love You Necklace from GLDNxLayeredAndLong
25 offbeat Valentine gift ideas for a sweet, sexy, & smoldering Valentine's Day
Sterling Silver Anatomical Heart Pendant from Celeste Jewelery
offbeat valentines day gifts
Micro black diamond skull necklace from Iz & Co.
25 offbeat Valentine gift ideas for a sweet, sexy, & smoldering Valentine's Day
The Cure – Robert Smith card from Lost Plots Shop
fun valentines gifts
Modern Geometric Diamond Necklace from Joseph Jewelry
25 offbeat Valentine gift ideas for a sweet, sexy, & smoldering Valentine's Day
Got You a Unicorn card from Sweet Ingenuity
25 offbeat Valentine gift ideas for a sweet, sexy, & smoldering Valentine's Day
Resin Ring – Flamingo Pink from Sloane Jewelry Design
offbeat valentines day gifts
Moon Stud Earrings from Brilliant Earth
 gifts & jewelry for a sweet, sexy, & smoldering Valentine's Day
Happy Valentines Gay card from The Punky Bunny
 gifts & jewelry for a sweet, sexy, & smoldering Valentine's Day
Kama Sutra rolling pin from The Best Pin Ever
Sterling silver necklace from BBBGEM
offbeat valentines day gifts
Moondust Hex Cuff Links from Forge & Fountain
Valentine's day gifts & jewelry for super sexy fun
PROS BEFORE BROS available here

I'd be remiss in a post about Valentine's Day if I didn't mention our publisher Ariel Meadow Stalling's newly released erotic memoir about her experience in healing through professional domination. But the kicker is that it's a GORGEOUS art book as well that comes with one-of-a-kind, hand-stamped raw brass wearable art.

Here's a quick hit of what it's all about:

PROS BEFORE BROS is a true story about sex work and grabbing your own healing by the balls, the narrative explores identity, feminism, shame, surrender, gender roles, BDSM, empowerment, embodiment, and trying to get out of your own damn head.

The book is intended as a talismanic object, designed to be held and felt deeply. A compact 4"x6" luxe hardback, it fits in your back pocket (in part because it really wants to touch your butt). The gold-embossed canvas cover feels good under your fingers, and the cover illustration by Seatac artist Stasia Burrington stands on its own as a work of art.

Each book is sold as a pairing with one of two jewelry options, exclusive wearable art pieces designed by the author in collaboration with Tacoma, WA-based wearable art and jewelry designer, Squirrel vs Coyote.

If you don't know if this kind of thing is up your alley, I get it. Give the excerpt a read before you decide. It's super limited edition, so if you want to snag a book/jewelry set for yourself or your partner(s), head here.

offbeat valentines day gifts
Plaid Corset With Lace Trim from Hips & Curves

Hips & Curves comes in sizes up to 6X and are so chic.

offbeat valentines day gifts
Lace And Mesh Keyhole Body Suit – Red from Sneaky Vaunt

Up to size XL

offbeat valentines day gifts
Geeky personalized glasses from Glass Cannons
offbeat valentines day gifts
Copper Tie Clip from WR Metalarts
Valentine's day gifts & jewelry for super sexy fun
Raw rose quartz necklace from Chrysalis Studios
fun valentines gifts
Bell Choker Collar
 gifts & jewelry for a sweet, sexy, & smoldering Valentine's Day
Lego Frame, Game of Thrones from Qutie Creative Designs
offbeat valentines day gifts
Pearl and Herkimer diamon earrings from Gardens of the Sun
fun valentines gifts
The Heart – Original from Chakrubs
 gifts & jewelry for a sweet, sexy, & smoldering Valentine's Day
I Fucking Love you candle from Peace Organics
fun valentines gifts
Truth or Dare for Couples: 50 Questions and Challenges

  1. I am on board with buying a copy of Pros Before Bros, but it's not showing up when I search Ada's and searching Ariel Meadow Stallings just brings up 3 different variations of the OBB book. Will this be available soon?

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