Give your package delivery guy a giggle with these funny welcome mats #Home#Shopping#doors#geeky#outdoor living#porches/balconies Posted Jun 22 2018 Catherine Clark bijouxandbits New home who dis? doormat from Simply Chic By Alycia Related Post So much rainbow pride gear for LGBT Pride Month (that you can Amazon Prime today!) If you're in the market for some new LGBT Pride Month gear, outfits, and accessories, 'tis the season. It's June and we're pulling out our... Read more Whether you want to entertain your friends or (like me) only get visits by Amazon and solicitors, you'll be setting the right tone with one of these funny welcome mats. I don't even know which one I'd pick: I have cats, my home is barely okay, I love Joanna Gaines, and a good pun never goes astray. Help me decide by chiming in with your fave. Or just leave, you're not welcome! Oh wait, these doormats beg to differ. Come on in and make yourself at home at this most okayest home… Hold The Door Mat from The Wayward Home Unless you're amazon – customizable mat from Muck And Mayhem World's okayest home doormat from The Cheeky Doormat Hey There Doormat Lord of the Rings – Shoes Shall Not Pass welcome mat from The Wayward Home I See London I See France Doormat from Urban Owl Home Decorative Mixtape Cassette mat Hope You Like Cats Doormat from Nine to Wine Design Go Away Cat mat Whalecome Welcome Mat from JPartyDesigns Hi I'm Mat doormat Related Post Super sweet host & hostess gifts to bring to all your summer parties and BBQs You're probably lining up a whole lot of BBQs, summer parties, and general merriment now that the weather's finer and we're all in vacay mode (even if we're just dreaming… Read More Reporter Name * Reporter Email * Original text Enter the original text here. Edited text* Enter your suggested copyedit here. Notes You can add a note for the editor here. * Required information. Fix Typo Catherine Clark Catherine Clark loiters at her local library, makes art, watches movies en masse, plays video and tabletop games, poorly cooks healthy things, cuddles with her feline fur babies, and blogs at BijouxandBits.com. @enidjcoleslaw @bijouxandbits @bijouxandbits PREVIOUS Swinging: an insider's perspective (plus how it differs from polyamory!) NEXT This meditation app is using Bob Ross magic to lull you to sleep Show/Hide comments [ 3 ] Damn, I need more doors! Reply My doormat says "This is a mediocre household." I love it. Reply My doormat is awesome and says "Nice underwear". Unfortunately, it's been used so much the last 2 years that you can't read it anymore. Reply Join the conversation Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Subscribe me to your mailing list No-drama comment policy Part of what makes the Offbeat Empire different is our commitment to civil, constructive commenting. Make sure you're familiar with our no-drama comment policy.