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“Homeowner”, “renter” or “squatter” – whatever the label, these occupants take the Offbeat wherever they go.

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Using myth to teach your toddler about life

One of my greatest joys as a mother to a toddler has been translating the world to my son, one little story at a time. At his age, 2, concerns over sleep patterns and eating habits have taken a backseat to his emotional and cognitive development. His reasoning is budding but still rudimentary, which leaves me, his guide, a liberty I haven’t known since my own childhood — to interpret the environment.

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A neurology nerd dad with a penchant for ice cream

Craig is a nerdy and fabulous DILF and step-dad to Kyler.

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Winner of tattoo-inspired “Mother’s Milk” tee from Hot Mama Ink

Congratulations to Chelsea, the winner of the “Mother’s Milk” tee from Hot Mama Ink! This was Kate’s comment: My fave is the mama milk tee, the slings are pretty rad too!

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Can your toddler out-smart you?

If you’re reading this, you may already suspect that the answer to the question is YES. How does your toddler out-smart you?

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How I started to love my stretch marks

STRETCH MARKS! The bane of many a pregnant woman’s existence. It only took Cindy approximately one hour to love hers.

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How do you find offbeat parent friends?

Once you’re well into adulthood, how do you find your people? Stephanie and I will both take a stab at answering, and then we’d love to hear from Offbeat Mamas themselves about how they do it!

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Walking the parent consumerism line: how much is too much?

What did you get while you were pregnant? More importantly — what didn’t you get. How can parents STOP with the rampant consumerism already?

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Making 1000 square feet work for three

Emily, her fiancée, and their toddler son all live in the same 1,000 square foot space and make it work in a way that’s comfortable for everyone.