Dish gloves that are cute but not "I eat makeup for breakfast and poop pink glitter" cute #Shopping#dishes#gifts Posted Apr 22 2016 Guest post by Aurora "TUFF DISH" tattooed dish gloves Related Post Look like a bad ass mofo while washing dishes You know what sucks about doing dishes? Everything. It's boring, it's gross, it makes my hands all dried out, and it's a chore that's impossible... Read more Do you remember those "TUFF DISH" tattoo-inspired dish gloves? I've been lusting after them for a while now and I thought I'd snag me a pair. And then I thought, "You know who else might like a cute pair of cleaning/dish gloves? My mom. But, uh, those would not be her style." You know what else is not her style? 90% of the "cute" fashion-y dish gloves that I can find. They are either too girly or way too utilitarian and plain. Is there something in the middle — something different but that doesn't scream "I eat makeup for breakfast and poop pink glitter"? -Aurora Oh man, I DO remember those dish gloves! Those were an amazing find. And so are these… DISHPLAY Hand-Puppet Dish Gloves Cuisinart Cleaning Gloves Bone Dry Kitchen Gloves Glam Gloves in blue. Black Gloveables Phew, that's hard! Anyone else able to find kick-ass dish gloves that don't have sparkles and lace? Reporter Name * Reporter Email * Original text Enter the original text here. Edited text* Enter your suggested copyedit here. Notes You can add a note for the editor here. * Required information. Fix Typo Guest post written by Aurora Aurora is a disabled queer vegetarian who enjoys doing crazy things with her hair and expanding her theological horizons. She is a housewife who lives in the suburbs with her fiancée and their Chihuahua-Husky mix, their Lab-Chow mix, their Mackerel tabby cat, and their baby bearded dragon. Peer mentoring, ally-ship, and advocacy are all super-important to her. She writes about mental health, disability, trauma, coping, and healing. http://mydnyht.wordpress.com PREVIOUS How to paint an animal skull NEXT How to make pour-over coffee at home and on a budget Show/Hide comments [ 3 ] So, update on this: I did manage to find a red polka dot pair on… eBay. Apparently they have a bigger range than Amazon does, which, go figure. The eBay seller included a free pink pair with hearts on them as a thank-you, so now I have a collection. I am thinking, now that I see the skeleton ones you posted, I am going to have to get a pair for every season… Reply I loved those Glam Gloves when I bought them, but they didnt even last a week for me on two different pairs. They like to tear in the fingers, even with really short natural nails. Reply When I worked in direct care my hands were constantly chapped from washing them and I became dish glove obsessed. I've actually had pretty good luck with the Glam Gloves. I had a pink pair with an elastic wrist to keep water out, but sadly they were thin and didn't last long. Gotta get the tattoo ones- those are awesome! Reply Join the conversation Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. No-drama comment policy Part of what makes the Offbeat Empire different is our commitment to civil, constructive commenting. Make sure you're familiar with our no-drama comment policy.