These fucking dish towels will make you feel dirty in the best way #Shopping#dishes May 24 2016 | Megan Finley Horowitz meggyfin Drink Up Bitches tea towel Yes, that is a dish towel that says "Drink Up Bitches." And that is not where the beautiful dish towel crassness ends. The sheer amount of "fucks" and sexual innuendos that these dish towels contain is both mind-blowing and life-affirming… I need this Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck dish towel You know your mom wants this Fancy Motherfucker dish towel Your co-worker going through a rough time needs this Fuck 'Em dish towel Your brother needs this When In Doubt Pull Out dish towel Your newly-married friends need this Domestic As Hell dish towel Meanwhile, your terminally single friend needs the Don't Worry Dishes, No One's Doing Me Either dish towel. Your favorite chef needs this I Rub My Own Meat dish towel Oh, but there's more where these dirty dish towels came from! Go check 'em out, and tell me which one you're buying. Or who you're buying one for. Or which one you're registering for… Setup your wedding registry today Because come-the-fuck-on these are awesome! Reporter Name * Reporter Email * Original text Enter the original text here. Edited text* Enter your suggested copyedit here. Notes You can add a note for the editor here. * Required information. Fix Typo Megan Finley Horowitz When Megan's not writing, traveling, and sleeping, she's eating like the fate of the world depends on it. (You're welcome, world!) You can snoop into her personal life over on her website The Dash and Dine! @meggyfin @thedashanddine @meggyfin PREVIOUS 4 myth-busting reality checks about fostering an animal NEXT Is it even possible to have a low-key pregnancy and childbirth? Show/Hide comments [ 7 ] Preach! Reply Joke's on me, I am the terminally single friend. And you're right, I probably do need it. Reply Oh no, they don't ship to the UK… 🙁 Reply I think these would all pair beautifully with my cute oven mitts and aprons. Because at heart I am 50s styled homemaker with a mouth like a trucker. Reply I need all of these in my life, stat. Reply I feel as if there are many staff rooms that could use the "fuckity fuck fuck fuck" tea towel. You'd have to hide it every now and then, but it would be worth it. Reply You also need to check out the Radical Tea Towel Company: https://www.radicalteatowel.com/ Reply Join the conversation Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Subscribe me to your mailing list No-drama comment policy Part of what makes the Offbeat Empire different is our commitment to civil, constructive commenting. Make sure you're familiar with our no-drama comment policy.