Daddy Skills: the sweet-ass dad-rap video that will make your morning

Updated Oct 12 2015

From Sam Deezy (the dude who brought you Whole Foods Parking Lot) comes this video about the realities of modern fatherhood:

I'm on point real quick when the diaper sags
I got the whole changing unit in the diaper bag
And when the odor is getting ripper
Yo, in 2 minutes flat
I can change that diaper
The changing table is set up nicely
Get the deuce cleaned up with just two wipes
And get the outfit out, don't stress
Don't want the people saying:
"I think her daddy got her dressed."

Laughing Squid

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