If you love The Rocketeer, you'll love this Art Deco home for sale #Homes & Tours#portland#real estate#retro/vintage Posted Apr 24 2017 Megan Finley Horowitz meggyfin All photos via Redfin.com I truly don't believe that I can sum up this amazing real estate find (thanks Offbeat Homie Rebecca!) any better than this one sentence from its listing: 1920s style Art Deco home built in early '90s by founder of Gardenburger, blending the style of Miami's South Beach and glamour of Hollywood. I completely thought this was a renovated office building. It's not. It's basically like a hotel from the '20s and an office building from the '90s gave birth to this ridiculous home — complete with an homage to The Rocketeer (the ultimate Art Deco + '90s combo!) — and it's one of the greatest things I've ever seen… And yes — hell fucking yes — that is a piano stage right smack in the middle of it! I'm just obsessed with the kitchen tile. Oh, guest room right off the kitchen, I'd chill in you so hard. Shall we go upstairs? By the way, I literally yelled "awesome!" when I saw this light fixture. There's no version of my brain that would have chosen those chairs to place on that carpet. But, damnit, if I'm not glad that SOMEONE did it so I could see it in action. Psst: I see you The Rocketeer! I'm into this bed nook. Ooh look! It's another bed nook made from those ubiquitous glass bricks and less-ubiquitous hanging window panes! And then there was this photo of a fireplace that I couldn't actually figure out which room it belonged to. But please enjoy it, because it's awesome. Reporter Name * Reporter Email * Original text Enter the original text here. Edited text* Enter your suggested copyedit here. Notes You can add a note for the editor here. * Required information. Fix Typo Megan Finley Horowitz When Megan's not writing, traveling, and sleeping, she's eating like the fate of the world depends on it. (You're welcome, world!) You can snoop into her personal life over on her website The Dash and Dine! @meggyfin @thedashanddine @meggyfin PREVIOUS How do you handle money and debt in a relationship? NEXT How to be period positive in 5 easy steps! Show/Hide comments [ 8 ] WHAT it's like throwbacks of throwbacks !! Reply RIGHT!? It's incredible. Reply Wow, they loved the Rockateer and Art Deco, but really hated doors. Reply Are you saying you don't see the doors? They are there just over shawdowed by all the rest. Although the ones you can see are cool too. Reply HAAAA! That made me laugh out loud in public. Reply It's only $750k?!?! I mean: there's still no way I could afford it, but that price seems utterly reasonable. Let's all chip in and turn it into an Offbeat Homie co-owned Airbnb! 😉 Reply This is one of those things that struck my taste as "So ugly that I love it." Also, now my husband is going to have to put up with my pleas to build a bed nook, because it's something I never knew I needed! Reply I need to find this home ! Please contact me 🙂 Reply Join the conversation Cancel ReplyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. No-drama comment policy Part of what makes the Offbeat Empire different is our commitment to civil, constructive commenting. Make sure you're familiar with our no-drama comment policy.