Cook like a Jedi with these Star Wars kitchen goods

Last time I put together the super-subtle Star Wars bathroom. Now I thought I'd present to you the super-over-the-top Star Wars kitchen!

For cooking

R2-D2 Measuring Cup Set
R2-D2 Measuring Cup Set
Darth Vader Toaster
Darth Vader Toaster
R2D2 Countdown Kitchen Timer with Rotating Head
R2D2 Countdown Kitchen Timer with Rotating Head
Lightsaber BBQ Tongs with Sounds -- Barbecue Like a Jedi
Lightsaber BBQ Tongs with Sounds — Barbecue Like a Jedi
Darth Vader Lightsaber BBQ Fork
Darth Vader Lightsaber BBQ Fork
Star Wars X-Wing Knife Block -- Including Set of Stainless Steel Knives
Star Wars X-Wing Knife Block — Including Set of Stainless Steel Knives
Millennium Falcon Acrylic Chopping Board
Millennium Falcon Acrylic Chopping Board
R2-D2 Pizza Wheel With Sound Effects
R2-D2 Pizza Wheel With Sound Effects
Star Wars Aprons
Star Wars Aprons

For eating

 Star Wars Salt & Pepper Shakers

Star Wars Salt & Pepper Shakers
Star Wars Salt and Pepper Shakers -- R2D2 and R2Q5
Star Wars Salt and Pepper Shakers — R2D2 and R2Q5
Lightsaber chopsticks
Lightsaber chopsticks
 R2-D2 Soy Sauce Dispenser

R2-D2 Soy Sauce Dispenser
 Star Wars Glowing Lightsaber Ice Pop Maker

Star Wars Glowing Lightsaber Ice Pop Maker

For decorating

 Star Wars Bar Stools

Star Wars Bar Stools
Star Wars Fridge Magnets
Star Wars Fridge Magnets

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  1. I MUST HAVE THOSE LIGHTSABER CHOPSTICKS.

    On an entirely different note (and I don't mean to rain on the parade here), but WHY MUST EVERYTHING BE SLAVE-LEIA. WHY. Why are merchandisers almost entirely incapable of making normal-outfit-Leia merch? Seriously, with the amount of stuff that has her boobs on a stick get-up, you'd think that's how she dressed for the entire series, even though most of the time she's basically dressed like a nun. It's so irritating! *gets down off of soap-box*

    Those chopsticks though.

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    • That's exactly why I thought when I saw the apron 🙁
      But yes, he chopsticks are awesome!
      Also, that measuring bowl set? Genius.

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  2. I have a bunch of this stuff, haha (huge SW fan here). I will say, though, the chopsticks look cool but they are SO DAMN SLIPPERY. We can't use them because they only work in "stab" formation 🙁

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