Check out these Unicorns in Space leggings!

Updated Oct 12 2015

Screen Shot 2013-08-04 at 11.48.32 AMHomies, today is my burfday! I thought the best gift I'd get today would be the start of Shark Week, but Ariel stepped it up this year y'all.

See, in years past we've been silently participating in "cute gift off." For birthday's past, I've given Ariel adorable and often Empire-related things like Mason Jar wine glasses, and a pillow shaped like a log. (Note to world: the best way to get gifts is to be an enthusiastic giver of awesome gifts.)

But the bitch totally topped me on birthday gift-giving this years with the "Unicorns in Space" leggings!

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I can't barely deal with the awesomeness that is currently, lovingly, wrapped around my legs today. Unicorn birthday pants for the win.

  1. I didn't think there could be anything better than unicorns and rainbows, and in elementary school I had the trapper keeper to prove it. But I now realize that unicorns in space > unicorns and rainbows. Unless, of course, there's a design of a unicorn riding a rainbow through space. Then my life would be complete.

    P.S. Happy Belated Birthday!

  2. Happy belated birthday! Still don't have internet at our new house, so I have only been able to periodically read articles and haven't done much commenting. Sorry it's late! Hope it was altogether awesome!

    • Oh truuuuust me. I know of Black Milk. I lust over Black Milk. In fact, that guy I married bought me a Black Milk bathing suit for my birthday! Woot!

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