The sacred jack-off: taking masturbation to a whole new weird level

Updated Nov 19 2020
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UPDATE 2020:

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  1. "Then, if you're like me, jot some notes down"
    Oh yeah, that's you. LOL.
    I prefer my sessions profane rather than sacred. 😉 But I think the keyword really is "planned"… which I don't do often enough. Thanks for the reminder.

    • HA! *gets out notebook, takes notes on how your comment makes me feel*

      WHAT, THIS IS MY META/META NOTEBOOK.

  2. Heh. I've been a single gal for almost 3 years now so I have this self-fucking stuff down to a damn T.
    I'm 32 and I have had the biggest, craziest, weirdest, sexiest orgasms EVER since spending more time getting in touch (ehehehe) with myself and finding out what I really wanted sexually.

    A vibe down the knickers at bed time is fine. But fucking yourself senseless the way you image your dream lover to do so is even better. Hell, scream out their name if you wanna! (And confuse the shit outta your neighbors/roomies.)

    Just tryyyyy eeeeeeet!!!

  3. This is also a great way to tease out what doesn't work from your fantasies too! A visual or idea that turns you on may not feel as good as you thought. But since it's just you, you can stop it easily and not have to explain to ANYONE why.

    • So true.

      …BUT I THOUGHT THE FANTASY OF THE SCHOOL OF DOLPHINS WHO ALL HAD EWAN MCGREGOR'S FACE WOULD BE SO HOT.

  4. The real danger, as I see it, is that if you ever do find a man you want to marry, he will never be able to satisfy your sexual needs in the same way that you now do on your own.

    • From the standpoint of my current partnership I am here to say: this isn't a problem I'm experiencing. I don't believe in scarcity as an aphrodisiac. The pleasure I experience with myself only amplifies the pleasure I have with a partner… it's not like there's only so much to go around. Pleasure begets pleasure. Love amplifies love. Satisfaction comes in many forms. Oh and also: masturbation can be shared with a partner. Intimacy has many shapes.

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