Horrifically awesome mortician-themed bathroom

October 30 2014 | meggyfin

mortician bathroomI stumbled upon mortician-themed apothicary jars, and it hit me… I've already made an apothecary-themed bathroom, so what would a mortician-themed bathroom look like?

I'm gonna say, it'll look something like this…

Stick your qtips and your cotton balls in these babies…

Sourpuss Apothecary Jar Brains
Sourpuss Apothecary Jar Brains
 
Sourpuss Apothecary Jar Snake Oil
Sourpuss Apothecary Jar Snake Oil

Put your soap and your toothbrushes here…

It's a No-Brainer Soap Dispenser
It's a No-Brainer Soap Dispenser
 
Sourpuss Sugar Ink Bath Set
Sourpuss Sugar Ink Bath Set
 
Resin skulls soap dish
Resin skulls soap dish with a matching toothbrush holder.

Put these shower curtains up…

Too Fast Shower Curtain Tattooed Monster
Too Fast Shower Curtain Tattooed Monster
 
Too Fast Shower Curtain Bride
Too Fast Shower Curtain Bride
 
 Horror Movie Shower Curtain and/or Bath Mat
Horror Movie Shower Curtain and/or Bath Mat

Put your jewelry here…

Beauty and the Beetle Box
Beauty and the Beetle Box
 
A Head of the Class Container
A Head of the Class Container

Put this next to your toilet…

Bathroom Skullduggery Toilet Bowl Brush
Bathroom Skullduggery Toilet Bowl Brush

Put these on your wall

Gimme a Hand Wall Hook Set
Gimme a Hand Wall Hook Set
 
Sourpuss Brains Switchplate
Sourpuss Brains Switchplate
  1. Ok, I'll admit that, while I love the bathroom-theme posts, I never really considered redecorating my bathroom. Too much work, and I never really loved a theme that could work in it anyway. But this… I am truly starting to plan how to do this. It's just enough to bring it all together without having to repaint or anything… TEEHEE! Thanks for the awesome post!

  2. Um…. a skeleton toilet bowl brush? Shut the front door. I thought I'd seen it all! Gotta clean the toilet anyway, might as well make it awesome.

  3. I love the bathroom decor posts! I feel like it's the perfect room to have a slightly bizarre, completely awesome theme – you don't (in theory!) spend a ton of time in there, it's usually a small room (so you could even repaint it pretty time and cost effectively), and the decor can be switched up fairly cheaply.

    This one is particularly fantastic – I can't decide what I love most. Those hands are SUPER creepy though!!

    • That's EXACTLY why I focus on bathrooms so much. So easy to get creative, so small of a space to make-over, and you only really need a handful (or hand hook?) of special items to complete!

  4. Yay! Can I request a vintage circus theme? Ooh and/or a Night Circus theme?! (Like the book) bathroom or other rooms…

  5. I love these theme posts already, but since I'm a current mortuary science student a friend linked me to this post as soon as she saw it. Now I'm sort of wondering what I'd do for my own themed bathroom…

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