This real-life eggplant emoji vibrator is a wet dream come true!

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All photo courtesy of Emojibator.com
All photo courtesy of Emojibator.com

I just wanted to squeeze in a little quickie right now, and let you know that the eggplant emoji — you know, the one we ALL use because Japan hasn’t gifted us with a dick emoji (yet) — is now a real life vibrator. In real life!

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I think this cat’s expression says it all. And I think I just found EVERYONE’S Secret Santa gifts. Because…

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Whew. Thanks for letting me share this with you. Was it good for you?

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