This real-life eggplant emoji vibrator is a wet dream come true!

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All photo courtesy of Emojibator.com
All photo courtesy of Emojibator.com

I just wanted to squeeze in a little quickie right now, and let you know that the eggplant emoji — you know, the one we ALL use because Japan hasn’t gifted us with a dick emoji (yet) — is now a real life vibrator. In real life!

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I think this cat’s expression says it all. And I think I just found EVERYONE’S Secret Santa gifts. Because…

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Whew. Thanks for letting me share this with you. Was it good for you?

About the Author: Megan Finley Horowitz

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I'm a 40-year-old potty-mouthed writer with late-diagnosed ADHD and a shit-ton of anxiety. I live in my hometown of Los Angeles with a husband, a daughter I never planned on having, and a senior rescue dog. Anything else you need to know can be gleaned from my instagram and my TikTok.

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