These fucking dish towels will make you feel dirty in the best way

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Drink Up Bitches tea towel
Drink Up Bitches tea towel

Yes, that is a dish towel that says “Drink Up Bitches.” And that is not where the beautiful dish towel crassness ends. The sheer amount of “fucks” and sexual innuendos that these dish towels contain is both mind-blowing and life-affirming…

Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck dish towel
I need this Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck dish towel
Fancy Motherfucker dish towel
You know your mom wants this Fancy Motherfucker dish towel
Fuck 'Em dish towel
Your co-worker going through a rough time needs this Fuck ‘Em dish towel
Your brother needs this When In Doubt Pull Out dish towel
Your brother needs this When In Doubt Pull Out dish towel
Your newly-married friends need this Domestic As Hell dish towel
Your newly-married friends need this Domestic As Hell dish towel
Meanwhile, your terminally single friend needs the Don't Worry Dishes, No One's Doing Me Either dish towel.
Meanwhile, your terminally single friend needs the Don’t Worry Dishes, No One’s Doing Me Either dish towel.
Your favorite chef needs this I Rub My Own Meat dish towel
Your favorite chef needs this I Rub My Own Meat dish towel

Oh, but there’s more where these dirty dish towels came from! Go check ’em out, and tell me which one you’re buying. Or who you’re buying one for. Or which one you’re registering for…

Setup your wedding registry today

Because come-the-fuck-on these are awesome!

About the Author: Megan Finley Horowitz

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I'm a 40-year-old potty-mouthed writer with late-diagnosed ADHD and a shit-ton of anxiety. I live in my hometown of Los Angeles with a husband, a daughter I never planned on having, and a senior rescue dog. Anything else you need to know can be gleaned from my instagram and my TikTok.

Comments on These fucking dish towels will make you feel dirty in the best way

  4. I think these would all pair beautifully with my cute oven mitts and aprons. Because at heart I am 50s styled homemaker with a mouth like a trucker.

  6. I feel as if there are many staff rooms that could use the “fuckity fuck fuck fuck” tea towel. You’d have to hide it every now and then, but it would be worth it.

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