Last year ’round summer time, I introduced you to my favorite pool float of all time — the inexplicable pretzel float. This year we have a new winner — the pool shark! Just gaze upon it, in all its see-through, metallic-bespotted adorableness. That look on that girl’s face? That look says, “fuck yeah, I’m gonna ride this shark.”
You know how much I love all things shark, so clearly I couldn’t resist sharing it with mah Homies. But that’s not where the amazing floaty things end.
Here are some more rafts that’ll make you say WTF (what the float)?
In more floating food news, here’s a watermelon slice raft.
What with all the food-as-floats there are, why am I not surprised that there’s a toilet pool float (complete with video of a sexy man using it).
Oh look, you could also have the whole world in your pool.
I love this smiley face float, because in my mind there’s nothing better to do on a summer’s day than to float in some crystal blue water, in the sun, on a big-ass smiley face.
Do your summer plans include floating of any kind? River floats? Pool parties? Weekends at the lake?… Ooh that sounds fun. Can I come?