A pyro artist DILF and his bus-traveling family #Home#babies#grown ups July 21 | Guest post by Linda Lagunas Atwood Photo by Esther Harlow I met my DILFy offbeat dad 15 years ago at the opening of an art installation called Defenestration here in San Francisco. He was standing on a soapbox in his boxers with his leg cocked up pretending to be Stork Boy for the Circus Redickuless. I took one look at him and said to myself, "That's the man for me!" After he stood me up for on our first date claiming food poisoning I put him on the back burner figuring he wasn't interested. Witnesses confirmed to me years later that he was indeed wretchedly sick and I am indeed a complete idiot. Girlfriends and boyfriends came and went, as did 6 years, when we were brought together again for a tour to the Tultepec Pyrotechnics Festival in Mexico with the Cyclecide Bike Rodeo. I got on that bus and never left and we've been touring together ever since. After 7 years we married last October. Julian Django Atwood was born June 15th, 2010. Don't do the math. It's scandalous. He's the spitting image of his handsome papa- same cleft chin and dimples. 10 months of pregnancy and 15 hours of labor and all I have to show for it is the baby's earlobes. Julian's first show was 4th of July, and he joined us on the big yellow bus with his papa at the helm bus and we began touring together as family. Join our community! Reporter Name * Reporter Email * Original text Enter the original text here. Edited text* Enter your suggested copyedit here. Notes You can add a note for the editor here. * Required information. Fix Typo Guest post written by Linda Lagunas Atwood Wife and partner of Stork Boy, mother of a little monkey, writer and editor at Modern Seamster Magazine. http://www.modernseamster.com/ PREVIOUS Children's book review: Why War is Never a Good Idea NEXT Challenges of helping an independence-craving teenager Show/Hide comments [ 8 ] Very cute. I wanted to name our baby Django but his Papa wasn't so keen 🙁 Reply Hot! (Haha.) My husband and babydaddy is also a cyclist and a bit of a pyro. He had a wild youth, so some people who knew him "back when" are horrified that he's having a baby. But he is truly a wonderful man, an attentive and loving husband, and I know he will be a wonderful father. And he's sexy! Like this guy. Does anyone know where one could purchase a "DILF" t-shirt? 😉 Reply He looks just like Hugh Laurie in that picture!! Reply I was going to say the same!! Reply Oh yeah! This is awesome! Reply I still didn't get the scandalous math! Reply Congrats! BTW, that photo is mine – please to be attributing? 🙂 and thanks to all y'all in the circus who bring this wonderful stuff around the country! Reply Hey Esther! I'm adding the credit right now–it was sent to me with the post, so I assumed it was by the author. No worries! 🙂 Reply Join the conversation Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Participate in this conversation via emailGet only replies to your comment, the best of the rest, as well as a daily recap of all comments on this post. No more than a few emails daily, which you can reply to/unsubscribe from directly from your inbox. No-drama comment policy Part of what makes the Offbeat Empire different is our commitment to civil, constructive commenting. Make sure you're familiar with our no-drama comment policy.