How to measure the days when you work from home

By on Feb 7th

Ariel posted this on the Offbeat Empire blog, and it's made me laugh every day since. Fellow work-from-homies: I give you the rubrick by which you may judge your days!

GOOD DAYS:
Shower
Wear a bra
Leave the house
No internet drama to deal with
Speak face-to-face with someone other than immediately family

GREAT DAYS:
Good day plus…
Exercise
Make-up
See a friend
Gentle inebriation

THE BEST DAYS
Great day plus…
Social gathering!
Marital relations
Unexpected mail/package/gift