Mermaid decor isn't just for kids: The sexy bitch of the sea bathroom

Loving mermaids isn't just for little girls. Adults obsess over the sexy bitches of the sea, too. But if you wanted to have, let's say, a mermaid-themed bathroom, it's hard to find products that aren't made for children. Balls (or tails) to that!

I've done all the hard work for you, and found the perfect mermaid bathroom accessories for grown-ass adults, including nine awesome shower curtains. Seriously, I couldn't pick my favorite. Can you?…

For your shower

Pinup mermaid
Pinup mermaid
DENY Designs Really Mermaid Gold Shower Curtain
DENY Designs Really Mermaid Gold Shower Curtain
DENY Designs Mermaid X Ing Shower Curtain
DENY Designs Mermaid X Ing Shower Curtain
Retro Pin Up Mermaid with School of Fish Shower Curtain
Retro Pin Up Mermaid with School of Fish Shower Curtain
Theresa Giolzetti Mermaid Tail Shower Curtain
Theresa Giolzetti Mermaid Tail Shower Curtain
Kinda Pissed Not Being A Mermaid Shower Curtain
Kinda Pissed Not Being A Mermaid Shower Curtain
Theresa Giolzetti Poor Mermaid shower curtain
Theresa Giolzetti Poor Mermaid shower curtain
Vintage Mermaid Carnival Poster Shower Curtain
Vintage Mermaid Carnival Poster Shower Curtain
Sourpuss Hold Fast Shower Curtain
Sourpuss Hold Fast Shower Curtain

For your toilet

Mermaid Toilet Flush Handle
Mermaid Toilet Flush Handle

For drying yourself

Mermaid Tail Teal Blue Woven Bath Mat
"Mermaid Tail" Teal Blue Woven Bath Mat
"Teal Sparkle" Green Glitter Woven Bath Mat
"Teal Sparkle" Green Glitter Woven Bath Mat
Sourpuss Marina Kai Tea Towel
Sourpuss Marina Kai Tea Towel
"Pissed About Not Being A Mermaid" towel
"Pissed About Not Being A Mermaid" towel

For your dirty clothes

Washed ashore hamper
Washed ashore hamper

For organizing

Whale (or mermaid?) tale hook
Whale (or mermaid?) tale hook
Mermaid Cast Iron Nautical Wall Hook Set of 2
Mermaid Cast Iron Nautical Wall Hook Set of 2

For a little bathroom reading

Mermaids: The Myths, Legends, Lore
Mermaids: The Myths, Legends, Lore

For your tile

Finally, this tile is a MUST HAVE: Carrara White Italian Carrera Marble Grand Fan Shaped Fish Scale Mosaic Tile Honed
First of all, this tile is a MUST HAVE: Carrara White Italian Carrera Marble Grand Fan Shaped Fish Scale Mosaic Tile Honed
  1. I love this so much! My guest bath has a mermaid poster in it (a famous painting by Waterhouse) and I just got a super cool goth Ariel print to go in there too. I'm currently looking for wall decals to look like waves or a shipwreck.

  2. I love it when you make decor lists like this! They're always so fun and make me want to have ten bathrooms just for decorating. I particularly love this one since mermaids are the shit.

  3. I have nothing to really add to this except that it sparked a memory.
    I have two childhood memories of my great-grandmother's bathroom, one was of the double sinks (it was awesome that my sister and I could wash our hands at the same time!) and the other was her shower door that had an etched glass design of a naked mermaid.

  4. I have two childhood memories of my great-grandmother's bathroom, one was of the double sinks (it was awesome that my sister and I could wash our hands at the same time!) and the other was her shower door that had an etched glass design of a naked mermaid

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