Spooky boobies: How to make a DIY pentagram cage bra • Offbeat Home & Life

Still looking for something to wear on Halloween? Check out Homie Alex Tinsley’s (of peeing in your wedding dress fame) pentagram cage bra tutorial.

Here’s an excerpt:

I decided, exactly one week before I need to have a halloween costume, that my witchy-demony-scary-thing ensemble would be absolutely incomplete without one of those sassy pentagram cage things. Seriously, what is even the point of Halloween if I can’t call down dark spirits with my lady lumps, amIright? Now honestly I probably would’ve happily paid $25 for one on etsy, but I am pretty sure it wouldn’t have made it here in time, so in desperation, I turned to my old nemesis… sewing.

Head over here to see the step-by-step guide to calling down the dark spirits with your lovely lady lumps.

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Comments on Spooky boobies: How to make a DIY pentagram cage bra

Spoobies.
It needed to be said.

Thank you!!!!!!!! Thank you!!!! I have been tinkering and trying to make my own cage bra to no avail, I me some directions to follow. I heart this g-dammed website!

Looks good and so easy.

No no no! I decided recently I want a cage bra (and to not spend a lot of money on it) so I came back to this after seeing it forever ago, but the linked blog is no longer 🙁