Sit on Darth Vader while you eat from the Death Star

Stop everything you’re doing and join the Dark Side… we have cookie jars shaped like the Death Star. But first… look at this Darth Vader chair:

Okay, yeah, so this upholstered Darth Vader chair is technically for kids… but whatevs! I want it anyway. I’ll buy it and turn it into a chair for my dogs. I want to sit on the Vader throne and eat cookies out of this thing…

The Death Star cookie jar — has there ever been a better phrase then that? The only way those words could be sweeter is if you were saying them with a mouth full of Death Star Cookies. Ammaright?

About the Author: Megan Finley Horowitz

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I'm a 40-year-old potty-mouthed writer with late-diagnosed ADHD and a shit-ton of anxiety. I live in my hometown of Los Angeles with a husband, a daughter I never planned on having, and a senior rescue dog. Anything else you need to know can be gleaned from my instagram and my TikTok.