In November, we discussed celebrating holidays with your chosen family and talk eventually turned to family tradition and the need for good White Elephant gifts. I In the next two weeks, thousands of White Elephant gift exchanges will unfold. There will be variants. Many people will completely forget to get a gift until the morning of the exchange, and many more will go home with weird combinations of stuff they don't really want.
If you're going to do something, why not do it right? Here are tons of awesome gifts that are sure to be coveted at this years gift exchange…
I love a Personal Assistant Organizer that tells it like it is… all complete crap.
The Have Yourself a Very Vintage Christmas: Crafts, Decorating Tips, and Recipes, 1920s-1960s book was recommended to us by a Homie Rose who says, "Seriously, I am in love with this book! The vintage style information is really interesting, and it has a ton of diy projects and templates for making your own Christmas decorations."
One year EVERYONE on my list got the PageKeeper, and they freaking LOVED them. You bet I got one for myself as well, and I still use and love it. They're super useful, and super affordable.
Cards Against Humanity is the "party game for horrible people" and the best time you'll ever have. Plus 0% of the proceeds will be donated to the Make-A-Wish Foundation.
Collapsible vases bring a bit of pretty into the office and then get folded up and stored away when not in use. What's not to like about that!? Even better if these are gifted WITH flowers.
You know what's better than flowers in the office? Doughnuts. The Babycakes Mini Doughnut Maker is only $19! And the bonus part of this gift… perhaps they'll bring you some treats!
Generally, my go-to gift for someone I hardly know (and even those that I do) are succulents. I like Egglings, because they give a little extra quirkiness to your succulent giving.
Flash drives are always a crowd pleaser. If you know where to find 'em, you can scrounge up some really fun USB drives like these:
- Nerf flash drive
- Robot flash drive
- Lego flash drives
- Pink skull and crossbones drive
- Toast flash drive
- Chococat flash drive
Surge protectors are ALWAYS useful. This one is also awesome looking.
Holy crap, this fireside candle that smells like a fireplace and also crackles while it burns, just changed my entire lame-apartment-with-no-fireplace Christmas!
No one doesn't like s'mores. NO one wouldn't like getting this Microwavable S'Mores Maker. It's only $9 and has awesome reviews on Amazon. (Probably because NO ONE doesn't like s'mores.)
Here's another thing I've gotten as a gift myself and now I gift these to as many people as possible. I Am Not a Paper Cup cups are zee best and will keep you and your co-workers' coffee nice and warm AND save the planet.
It also comes in this chalkboard version, so you could write a super cute happy holidays message on it. Awwwww.
You know what people actually (surprisingly) need more than coffee? Water. So water bottles, especially awesomely colorful ones such as these, are always a good gift.
Did you know Bacon Candy Canes were a thing? Now you do!shark attack victim: EVERYONE loves shark stuff. Especially if it's a shark that can open beer bottles, like that beauty up there. He's probably my most popular guest at all my parties.
Still nothing? Allow me to close this down with something everyone will love: the Unzipped-Bag-Shaped Hand-Blown Glass Bowl filled with candy. BOOM. Shopping done.
What do you think? I feel pretty good about this list. If you have a story about a white elephant gift that knocks it out of the park, share it in the comments!