White elephant gifts people will actually LIKE #Shopping#gift guides#gifts#jobs December 14 | Megan Finley meggyfin In the next few weeks, thousands of White Elephant gift exchanges will unfold. There will be variants (Yankee Swap, Secret Santa, etc). Many people will completely forget to get a gift until the morning of the exchange, and many more will go home with weird combinations of stuff they don't really want. If you're going to do something, why not do it right? Here are tons of awesome gifts that are sure to be coveted at this years gift exchange… Cards Against Humanity is the "party game for horrible people" and the best time you'll ever have. Plus 0% of the proceeds will be donated to the Make-A-Wish Foundation. Any of the Le Creuset gift sets are some of my favorite gifts to give. Whether they're into jam for their breakfast, honey for their tea, or (my fav) salt for their EVERYTHING, they're going to love having these dedicated Le Cruset pots to use. To go cups for wine? Yeah, those exist: Vino2Go portable wine glasses. So you can sip your favorite wine on picnics, or in the backyard (without fear of shattering wine glasses). I'll be the first to admit that I thought Kinetic Sand was the stupidest shit ever. I did not got get it. Until I played with it. And then I not only got it, but I bought it. It sits in a bowl next to me while I work, and when I feel stressed… I take a little trip to my "beach in a bowl." This stuff is AWESOME! This is a linen tea towel with a picture of a cat with a 'stache, wearing a suit and an eyepatch. I don't feel like I need to say more than that. The Starburst Wine Trivet (maybe include a bottle of wine to get it started?) is an easy win — peeps love wine, peeps need to a place to put hot stuff — hook 'em up. Not the wine-drinking type and more the shot-taking type? I dare ANYONE not to fall in love with these animal head shot glasses. I recommend the MollaSpace reindeer shot glass for a seasonal vibe. You know what's better than drinks in the office? Doughnuts. The Babycakes Mini Doughnut Maker is only $19! And the bonus part of this gift… perhaps they'll bring you some treats! Whether or not they even saw Guardians of the Galaxy, they will freaking LOVE the movie's "Awesome Mix" of amazing tunes. Generally, my go-to gift for any one on any occasion are succulents. I like Egglings, because they give a little extra quirkiness to your succulent giving. (You can check out more gift ideas for people you hardly know over here.) Flash drives are always a crowd pleaser. If you know where to find 'em, you can scrounge up some really fun USB drives like these: Nerf flash drive Robot flash drive Lego flash drives Pink skull and crossbones drive Toast flash drive Chococat flash drive Surge protectors are ALWAYS useful. This one is also awesome looking. Holy crap, this fireside candle that smells like a fireplace and also crackles while it burns, just changed my entire lame-apartment-with-no-fireplace Christmas! "Even if you don't have a B.A. in English tonight you're going to drink like you do." Tequila Mockingbird: Cocktails with a Literary Twist is really awesome for dudes and chicks. On the cooking tip, there's always the very sexy(?) Fifty Shades of Chicken Cookbook. No one doesn't like s'mores. NO one wouldn't like getting this Microwavable S'Mores Maker. It's only $9 and has awesome reviews on Amazon. (Probably because NO ONE doesn't like s'mores.) In other "adorable food-related gift" news… this Tiki Fondue for Two set is something everyone needs in their life. Stocking stuffers: Or small gifts that'll make a big impact Do you have stockings to stuff? Do you have eight days of Hannukah presents to buy? Do you have a big family to shop for? I've rounded up some of… Read More Remember these? Yeah, Medieval weapons as push pins will make everyone smile. What's better than giving the gift of an awesome mini 3D Tyrannosaurus Rex? Giving the gift of an awesome mini 3D T-Rex that's also a pen! Here's another thing I've gotten as a gift myself, and now I gift these to as many people as possible… I Am Not a Paper Cup cups are zee best and will keep you and your co-workers' coffee nice and warm AND save the planet. It also comes in this chalkboard version, so you could write a super cute happy holidays message on it. Awwwww. You know what people actually (surprisingly) need more than coffee? Water. Here's a water bottle with storage. So when they're out and about, all they have to do is throw their ID, car key, and maybe some cash and they're ready for adventure. It seems the only thing people love more than OMG MOAR BUTTER is bacon. I could go on for days about all the bacon-related gifts out there: Bacon Candy Canes (tis the season) Vosges Haut Chocolat, Mo's Bacon Bar Bacon Popcorn J&D's Bacon Salt Original Bacon Flavored Hot Sauce Skillet Bacon Spread But I'll just make it easy on you and send you over to Think Geek for their Bacon Gift Pack, for easy shopping. This Junk in your Trunk container is really cute, and awesome for dudes and chicks. 12 of my "favorite things" to gift to your favorite people Here starts the latest round of Offbeat Home & Life gift guides. For this one, we're going through the "my favorite things" archive AND re-visiting some of the things I've… Read More Here's something that I've realized over the years from being married to a shark attack victim: EVERYONE loves shark stuff. Especially if it's a shark that can open beer bottles, like that beauty up there. He's probably my most popular guest at all my parties. (You can check out other shark-themed gift ideas over here.) You know what else is popular at parties? Lemme tell you, NERF guns = always fun. And not just for nerds. I brought a bunch to my birthday party and watched all my "cool guy" friends act like 12-year-olds the moment they got their hands on these guns. NERF guns for all! How cool are these microwave popcorn poppers!? I have one, and I use it all the damn time. Get them the entire Sur La Table Popcorn Gift Set and you have one very happy gift receiver. Still nothing? Allow me to close this down with something everyone will love: the Unzipped-Bag-Shaped Hand-Blown Glass Bowl filled with candy. BOOM. Shopping done. What do you think? I feel pretty good about this list. If you have a story about a white elephant gift that knocks it out of the park, share it in the comments! Last-minute gift ideas that don't suck Hopefully I've done a good job in finding awesome gifts for most everyone on your list, but just in case I have failed you, or, in the (highly unlikely --… Read More Join our community! Reporter Name * Reporter Email * Original text Enter the original text here. Edited text* Enter your suggested copyedit here. Notes You can add a note for the editor here. * Required information. Fix Typo Megan Finley Megan Finley is the LA-based Offbeat Empire editor. When she's not writing, editing, and sleeping, she's eating, drinking, and consuming pop-culture. You can snoop into her personal life over on her website Funk in Deep Freeze! @meganfinley @meggyfin PREVIOUS How my family rocks our no-cash holiday season NEXT We've decided to have our baby and I'm going all in Show/Hide comments [ 50 ] I had a white elephant gift party with a bunch of my friends back when we were sophomores and freshmen in high school, so we definitely didn't have much money to play with! The best gift of the whole night was an actual white elephant. Someone found a concrete elephant on the side of the road and spray painted it white. If it hadn't been two feet tall and weighed thirty pounds, it would've been even better. 14 agree Reply We used to do this in Elementary school! A couple years ago I made a crocheted scarf, but never saw the response because the recipient had to leave early. I got a very large blue bird christmas ornament. The body of this thing is the size of a softball plus the head and tail feathers! I love it though 🙂 7 agree Reply We were just at a white elephant/tacky christmas sweater party this past weekend. Three of the gifts were dog toys, which would have been great as most of the people at the party had dogs. The problem was, the people who opened them didn't own dogs. We ended up with four DVDs: Liberace Christmas, Vol. 1; Howdy Doody & Friends Christmas; Santa Claus Defeats The Aliens; and Fireside Reflections (which is just a looping video of a burning fireplace. Awesome!). I also somehow ended up with a raccoon hat. 6 agree Reply Our family started doing the white elephant/gift exchange thing just a few years ago, and it has turned out to be a lot of fun. We do the variation where you pick a number, and when it's your turn, you cvan either choose a new gift, or steal one from someone who's already had a turn. I usually try to pick something useful and/or nice, while my husband tries to come up with the silliest thing he can find! The brown snuggy was a big hit…haha. 3 agree Reply My friends and I do the yankee swap as well. Our rule is that the gift has to be used, consumed, or worn the whole night (so, if we go out to bars after the party, the rule still stands). Makes it interesting, especially if someone ends up a baby bjorn (but no baby). Jenga was another favorite. We played at a bar after the party and had TONS of people want to play with our table. 2 agree Reply I have a group of friends that is doing a Yankee Swap / White Elephant and taking the "crappy unwanted gift" element to the extreme… and it's going to be great! Our set up is this: Spending limit of $7, AND you can only buy your gifts at the gas station. I anticipate epic slimjim awesomeness! 😀 6 agree Reply My family has been doing something similar to this for years. All of the presents are crazy junk (re-gifting is recommended), we add in the drawing numbers/stealing gifts part mentioned in the previous comment, AND we add that you can't open your gift until everyone has one (then one by one you reveal your junk and maybe guess who brought it.) This leads to lots of playful snatching back and forth of creatively wrapped, jingly, strangely weighted presents. It sounds strange, but it's the highlight of our Christmas Eve. Some of the gifts I've received in the past: rubber cockroaches, New Kids on the Block cassettes, a hideous clip-on tie, a sign for the door of a ladies restroom, a half empty can of wall spackle and an inflatable Oscar Meyer wiener mobile. We could never go back to a regular "nice" white elephant! 🙂 6 agree Reply PSA: Alcohol can be a problematic white elephant gift. If someone at the exchange has a problem with alcohol or may even be court-mandated to stay away from alcohol, they are in a really uncomfortable position if they end up with a bottle or wine or such. I've seen this happen a couple of times. 14 agree Reply I never would have thought of that. Wine and beer was the most popular/most stolen gift at our office white elephant, so I was totally about to recommend that until I read this! 7 agree Reply Ah, I never would have thought about this either. It's definitely a "know your audience" sort of thing. If at least a few people in your group like it, it's popular. If a few don't or have problems, it's definitely not a good choice! 2 agree Reply Yes, the reason I won't be buying it despite the audience is that it is the only gift I can think of where a certain person ending up with with gift is a more serious matter than just not wanting it, it could be really detrimental. 1 agrees Reply I totally got the best present at the white elephant exchange i went to last year with my knitting group – one of them had cut out silhouettes and spray painted them onto some old vinyl records – i got a shepherdess and three 7" single lambs for instant art 😀 2 agree Reply we just did one of these last weekend. the basket ($.25 at goodwill) of homemade canned goods made a sweet, cheap, simple present that anyone would like (since we already had the goods). The "go girl" (a device to allow women to pee standing up) was a hit also – $7.99 on amazon. 6 agree Reply This…. was the best thing I have discovered all year. 28 agree Reply This is random, but always a hit at my family's White Elephant exchange: an Armorall gift set to clean your car inside and out. Related: an emergency kit to put in a car trunk (blanket, flash light, etc.). Last year a friend's family did a White Elephant where the only rule was every gift had to be "as seen on TV." Epic. 1 agrees Reply OMG, so did my husband's family – ever year there is an Xmas Eve Yankee Trader. Apparently, there used to be only a price limit. Shortly before I joined the family, a theme was given for each year since some people were just getting the same things every year. This year the theme is Broadway, last year it was Green-Christmas, the year before As-Seen-On-TV Christmas (someone forrealz for The Clapper) – so many hilarious possibilities! 3 agree Reply I have a hard office to peg, and this year's white elephant theme is 'family fun night'. Rather than stress about finding something people will LOVE, I decided to get socially responsible/fair trade stuff, so at least it supports a good cause. I ended up going with a snack basket of fair trade chocolate and tea, and dog biscuits from a local disability group. 3 agree Reply You know, somehow in all my 28 years of existence I have never been to a white elephant party, although I know what they are. Maybe I should throw one this year. Any tips on rules? 1 agrees Reply My husband and his family do a Yankee Trader, something he has helped to introduce to some groups of our friends. These are the rules we use: ~Price limit (we usually do $20 – $25, but you could go lower, or even say things be thrifted, re-used, etc) ~Some ones we do have a theme, but not all. This is more to inspire people for a jumping off point, and people can interpret this as oddly as they want. If you have creative friends/family, you probably don't need a theme The way we do the gifting is this: ~Everyone puts their gift in The Pile ~Every person is given a playing card, Ace through (whatever number of people there are) ~The person who gets the Ace chooses first, 2 next, etc. ~From the 2 card onward, the person can either keep the gift s/he has opened or s/he can steal a gift that has already been opened. If stealing, s/he takes what s/he wants and gives the "victim" the gift s/he just opened and is rejecting. ~Since the person who got the Ace was not able to get a choice, s/he gets pick of any of the gifts once they are all open. ~Once this is settled, people are free to negotiate with others to swap, but this must be done mutually. This started as a tradition with my husband's extended family Xmas Eve and now we do it with two different groups of friends. We even started a White Elephant Yankee Trader for after Xmas: We use the same rules as above, but we bring gifts that we received for the holidays that we absolutely don't want – some of the gifts were actually nice but didn't fit the original recipient, others were just ridonk. Every one we have done has been fun, and a great excuse for some nosh and general silliness. Hope this helps – and have fun! 4 agree Reply My family does 2 cards, to encourage trading. Use 2 deck of cards, count out Ace- 2x amount of people you have, one from each deck. Keep 1 set, hand out the other, 2 to each person. Shuffle the other set and use them to call the next person. Same rules apply. When it's your turn, you can pick out a gift or steal one. It never seems like it's going to work, because some people will have 2 gifts for a little while, but I promise, it will even out. Reply Beavis and Butt-head seasons 1&2 for 13$ each lol 1 agrees Reply One year I got this adorable "I love you" bean from ThinkGeek from an office Secret Santa: Obviously it depends on your workplace, but I loved it. I wonder if you could get ones that have other messages? 1 agrees Reply We just did this with friends, and we're doing another this weekend! All the items are usually $10-$20, and the general rule is "don't bring something you don't want to take home". If you know your group, something targeted is good. Like, our groups are comprised of nerds, so we got the Star Wars version of Operation, and it was the most stolen item. Lots of wine is always a good one. We go to Trader Joe's and get a few bottles, depending on the price range ($15 can get at least 3 bottles, more if you get Two Buck Chuck). Also, mini liquor bottles. A fancy box filled with 15 little booze bottles is always fun. Reply I went to one of these this year. One of the best gifts was a baby's first Christmas card in which was written "Merry Christmas! You get 3 bottles of Boone's." I brought hot chocolate mix, a thermos, and a small bottle of Bailey's. Booze is popular with 20-somethings… Reply My boyfriend's family does one of these every year. The rules this year are thrifted, regifted, or hand-made. I'm going with making stuff myself—I love to cook and bake, so I'll be making up a box of goodies including homemade truffles, cookies, and squares. I've already made most of the cookies and things, and they're in the freezer… I'm planning to make boxes to pack them in, and I've already folded some cute origami to put on top (because I'm creative and crafty like that). The best part: this approach works not only for the White Elephant exchange, but for any other exchange, and even gatherings without an exchange (just bring a plate of goodies!). Everyone loves home-made treats! Just watch out for food allergies (gluten, dairy, nuts, peanuts, food colouring, etc…). 1 agrees Reply The worst thing I ever got was a pair of mice. One male and one female. It was the gift that kept on giving. The best thing was a mini eco-friendly (made of recycled plastic) yoda statue. That my dog later tried to eat so it's kind of rough around the edges, but can now be used to prove that Sadie is, in fact, a Sith Lord. 6 agree Reply I just wanted to chime in to say that I've never heard this called 'white elephant' before. I don't know whether it's just we Aussies who have other names for it (Kris Kringle or Secret Santa), but you might be confusing a lot of people outside the US with the title… Or it could just be me. 🙂 2 agree Reply Origin of the phrase "White Elephant" as it was told to me: In some culture in Asia (I was told India and Siam, so I am not sure which, if either, is correct), the gift of an elephant was supposed to be great because it could be used for transportation and labor – plus hey, you got an elephant. But apparently an albino elephant was supposedly a sacred animal and could not be worked – so you had to pay the huge amount to keep an elephant without any of the benefits a normal elephant could provide. Thus the idea that a white elephant was supposed to be something that was unwanted by one person, but you get rid of it as an honor to another person. This may not be 100% accurate, but this was the explanation given to this American in her youth. I hope it helps a bit! Fun fact: Some organization "rummage sales" are also called "white elephants." 5 agree Reply Nat, Kris Kringle and Secret Santa are slightly different from the White Elephant, in that for both KK and SS, one picks a particular name to buy the gift for, and the gifts are labeled with the recipient's name and the recipient keeps the gift. In White Elephant, the gifts are not for any specific person, and can be "stolen" during play. 1 agrees Reply There are people outside of the US? :-)) 3 agree Reply I have avoided Yankee swaps (the local moniker for these exchanges) for quite some time. this year we are having one at the office with a $5-$10 limit and finding a good (read: the best-most-wanted-everyone-will-swipe) gender-free gift has been a challenge in this price range. some of the ideas: funky "Cali" bowls -or other cool bowl- and a jar of Trader Joe's salsa, beer or wine – please be mindful of your audience, Christmas music, homemade flourless chocolate cake, hot sauces (my son's favorite idea), lottery tickets, stocking filled with dollar-store snacks, a pound of good coffee, donut shop gift cards with travel mug, fancy chocolate, and holiday ornaments/deco. Last year, the big "get" was a Snugi, which may illustrate what kind of crowd I work with! may your days be merry and bright! Wishing everyone hearty and happy holidays 4 agree Reply I would be MORE than happy to get a pound of good coffee – and it's especially appropriate for an office party. Make sure to get ground coffee, as not everyone has a grinder. (Or gift a cheap grinder w/ the coffee.) 1 agrees Reply The best $20.00 gift is a whisper close toliet seat/lid. It is very funny and useful. 6 agree Reply I found a lot of great ideas so far on here. One idea I didn't see was assorted lottery tickets/scratchers. These are always the most stolen items at any work or family get together. To make it even better, go to a store like Spencers and get the fake winning lotto tickets and mix one in amongst all the others…make sure your group has a good sense of humor! Reply We did secret Santa at work and I bought a Nerf gun (under the $15 limit and way cool since it had a laser sight!!) Went down so well! Everyone loves Nerf! 3 agree Reply This year at work, instead of a white elephant gift exchange, we're having an ugly Santa contest. Everyone who comes to the party has to bring the ugliest Santa they can find. The winner will get a trophy and bragging rights until next year's party. I love this idea, since there isn't the stress of finding a decent gift, and who doesn't love looking for creepy Santa collectibles? 3 agree Reply I love this idea. In my family we used to have an annual competition to see who could find the most hideously tacky Christmas decoration within a tight budget. We ended up with several boxes full of really, really horrible decorations while all our neighbours had on-trend, colour-co-ordinated bauble/tinsel/bow/lights sets like something from a show home. Yeah, in our neighbourhood we were *that* family. It explains what I'm doing on Offbeat Home and Life though I suppose. Reply My mom once sent me out to buy a white elephant gift for her work, and I came back with a white, elephant-shaped piggy bank. She reported back that everyone LOVED it. So, piggy banks in fun shapes could be an idea. 1 agrees Reply Also, almost anything from Fred & Friends. I freaking love basically everything they've ever made. 2 agree Reply ABSOLUTELY THIS! 11 agree Reply My mom's signature move is themed gift baskets. I love the movie one, which is popcorn and movie snack and a cheesy DVD (or a movie gift certificate for higher price ranges) all in a popcorn bucket (you can get cute retro ones at kitchen stores for just a few bucks). Or italian night, which is the non-perishable fixin's for a spaghetti dinner in a dollar store colander with a couple candles and a cute tea towel. The formula is usually a food and a non-food item on a theme, presented in the cutest way possible. Always welcome, and a bit more special than the gift boxes from the store because you're putting the package together yourself. 1 agrees Reply I think this is another one people would legit like. It's kind of adorable to keep at home or also great to pass from friend to friend on your wine bottle for dinner parties. Always a crowd pleaser. http://Www.crochetcocks.com Reply The picture on the front shows a corgi, but nothing about what it is! What is that? Reply Aw, I took that little guy off the post because they stopped being sold for a while. But now it looks like there are a couple on Amazon if you act quick! Reply I think this is another one people would legit like. It's kind of adorable to keep at home or also great to pass from friend to friend on your wine bottle for dinner parties. Always a crowd pleaser. http://Www.crochetcocks.com/catalog/ 1 agrees Reply Our friends have a white elephant gift party every year, and sometimes someone will bring a nice gift like on this list. We always wonder what they were thinking. The rest of us go to thrift stores and look for the most hideous things we can find. Or the funniest. Just weird or ugly. White elephant is not for giving nice things! That's called a "gift exchange" here in MN. If it's called "white elephant", then don't bring anything you'd actually want to receive! Reply I have a Christmas party and we are doing white elephant, but I' m doing it with a school group, and I barely talk to them or know them. What should I get them, that is cheap. Reply Last year I got this as a white elephant gift in my office party – I got it on the 3rd (and final by the rules) steal. It's been a big hit ever since – tons of people ask me about it, thinking it's a real fish sitting on my desk. http://petslady.com/articles/realistic_electronic_pet_goldfish_61759 One year a friend had a white elephant party where everyone had to shop at a dollar store. That was fun – and I learned to NEVER buy wine from a dollar store. The white elephant gift I gave that I was most proud of I'd gone to Big Lots in search of a gift. There I found a lamp…with a base that was a white ceramic elephant. It was *just* under the $10 maximum. I thought it was hilarious (white elephant for the white elephant party), but ugly. However, several people at the office party LOVED it and it was stolen the max 3 times. Reply Cactus in the egg look awesome! Gonna get one for myself. Reply There's a bunch of good white elephant gift ideas at https://whiteelephantcrap.com/ I like the deed to 1 acre of land on the moon. Reply Join the conversation Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Participate in this conversation via emailGet only replies to your comment, the best of the rest, as well as a daily recap of all comments on this post. No more than a few emails daily, which you can reply to/unsubscribe from directly from your inbox. 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