Bollocks, Pulp Fiction, & Oregon Trail: 9 subversive cross-stitch patterns

September 13 2018 | bijouxandbits
subversive cross-stitch patterns
Rainbow 'Bollocks' Cross Stitch PDF Pattern from Fandom Cross Stitchery

When you're more about the LOLs and less about the "live laugh love," these are the subversive cross-stitch patterns for you. Most are DIY patterns you can download, but a few are available to purchase completed, so you can find something no matter your skill level.

From bollocks to Pulp Fiction to IT Crowd references to Oregon Trail, the cross-stitch market has gone hilarious…

subversive cross-stitch patterns
Sh*t Happens Hand Embroidery Wall Hoop from Thimble And Bobbin UK
subversive cross-stitch patterns
Don't Do Coke In The Bathroom Cross Stitch Pattern from Sassi Stitch Boutique
subversive cross-stitch patterns
Funny pattern from 4StitchesAndGiggles
subversive cross-stitch patterns
People – What a Bunch of Bastards Green Floral Unicorn Embroidery from Plum Stitchery
subversive cross-stitch patterns
I Feel A Sin Coming On pattern from Witchy Stitcher
subversive cross-stitch patterns
May Godzilla Destroy This Home Last Modern Subversive Cross Stitch from Jack The Stitcher
subversive cross-stitch patterns
Home is Where Dem Fuckers Ain't cross stitch pattern PDF from
In Stitch Revolution
subversive cross-stitch patterns
Oregon Trail You Died of Dysentery Framed Cross Stitch from Pearl and Foster

  1. Haha! We have "Y'all gonna make me lose my mind …" in our house, only it has a little house instead of flowers. I got it as a reference to one of my husband's inside jokes from high school. I love it.

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