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ZOMG Smells: the only place you can buy the scent of a Triceratops

ZOMG Smells is ZOMG amazing. They're our new sponsor. They make fine, nerdy scents with very specific names. And the amount of perfect they are for the Offbeat Empire readers is nuts.

Background information: all the Empire staff got a little Squees in our welcome bags. We each pulled out our Squees and compared: Megan took a whiff of one: "Ew, this smells like a wet hippie." Ariel snatched away the vial, inhaled, and cried: "OMG IT TOTALLY SMELLS LIKE A WET HIPPIE. I love it!"

I think that's a pretty good introduction to ZOMG Smells.

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Reduce the STANK in your house: solving common stinky problems

Not all my apartments were shitty, but they all had their own stank issues, as small spaces are wont to do. But every cloud has a silver lining: since two of our three apartments were less than 650 square feet — and the third was half-underground and always moist — I had to learn how to keep common stinky problems from overwhelming us.

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Make your bathroom smell less like poop

Bathrooms: you poop in them, and so sometimes they smell like poop. There are a few common sense ways to make your bathroom stink less after its gotten a fecal workout. Stop snickering for a couple seconds, and let's talk about it.