Vices Canisters: sorta like a demented cookie jar #Shopping#drugs#glitter July 30 | Ariel offbeatbride Vices Canisters by Jonathan Adler We all have our vices, and these light-hearted striped ceramic jars give you a cookie jar-like storage spot for your chemical of choice, whether it be something illicit like ganja, quaaludes, or uppers; something a bit more common like caffeine or prozac; or even my vice of choice, glitter. Of course, you could also store whatever you wanted in each canister — maybe cookies are your prozac? Personally, I love the idea of storing my teabags in an uppers canister. Check out the full line, and see which vice catches your fancy. (Warning: like vices, the canisters are not cheap.) ᔥ Laughing Squid Reporter Name * Reporter Email * Original text Enter the original text here. Edited text* Enter your suggested copyedit here. Notes You can add a note for the editor here. * Required information. Fix Typo Ariel Author of Offbeat Bride: Creative Alternatives for Independent Brides, Ariel acts as the publisher of all the Offbeat Empire websites. She lives, loves, and dances in Seattle, WA. PREVIOUS Build a seesaw and put it in your yard for less than $30 NEXT This beachside yoga-infused maternity session's gonna make you swoon Show/Hide comments [ 7 ] My first thought is WANT. My second thought is that Amy Sedaris ought to own every last one of these. 5 agree Reply Cookies are definitely uppers. 1 agrees Reply WHY DON'T I HAVE ALL OF THESE IN MY PANTRY RIGHT NOW! Goodness they're expensive but I am all over this. The amount of happiness I would get from seeing them everyday would make it worth it. 1 agrees Reply There's totally a cookie jar made out of boobs in one of the other collections: http://www.jonathanadler.com/Georgia-Cookie-Jar/?cat=584&initial= Reply These are awesome…I want to design my kitchen around them. 1 agrees Reply No "beta blockers" jar? How about "chemotherapy drug" jar? Ah, no, because taking your medication for these illnesses is not a vice but prozac, well damn girl, you gotta get that under control… Sorry for snark, but you see the point, right? I get that it is meant to be light hearted but we really really do not need anything that further stigmatises mental illness and classing a common treatment for depression as a vice just re-enforces to those of us who may take it that we are doing something wrong 3 agree Reply I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this! like Who thought this was ok to make? The rest are pretty though. 1 agrees Reply Join the conversation Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment No-drama comment policy Part of what makes the Offbeat Empire different is our commitment to civil, constructive commenting. Make sure you're familiar with our no-drama comment policy.