Vices Canisters: sorta like a demented cookie jar #Shopping#drugs#glitter July 30 | Ariel offbeatbride Vices Canisters by Jonathan Adler We all have our vices, and these light-hearted striped ceramic jars give you a cookie jar-like storage spot for your chemical of choice, whether it be something illicit like ganja, quaaludes, or uppers; something a bit more common like caffeine or prozac; or even my vice of choice, glitter. Of course, you could also store whatever you wanted in each canister — maybe cookies are your prozac? Personally, I love the idea of storing my teabags in an uppers canister. Check out the full line, and see which vice catches your fancy. (Warning: like vices, the canisters are not cheap.) ᔥ Laughing Squid Reporter Name * Reporter Email * Original text Enter the original text here. Edited text* Enter your suggested copyedit here. Notes You can add a note for the editor here. * Required information. Fix Typo Ariel Author of Offbeat Bride: Creative Alternatives for Independent Brides, Ariel acts as the publisher of all the Offbeat Empire websites. She lives in Seattle with her son, and if she's not reading or writing, chances are good that she's dancing and happy-crying. PREVIOUS Build a seesaw and put it in your yard for less than $30 NEXT This beachside yoga-infused maternity session's gonna make you swoon Show/Hide comments [ 7 ] My first thought is WANT. My second thought is that Amy Sedaris ought to own every last one of these. 5 agree Reply Cookies are definitely uppers. 1 agrees Reply WHY DON'T I HAVE ALL OF THESE IN MY PANTRY RIGHT NOW! Goodness they're expensive but I am all over this. The amount of happiness I would get from seeing them everyday would make it worth it. 1 agrees Reply There's totally a cookie jar made out of boobs in one of the other collections: http://www.jonathanadler.com/Georgia-Cookie-Jar/?cat=584&initial= Reply These are awesome…I want to design my kitchen around them. 1 agrees Reply No "beta blockers" jar? How about "chemotherapy drug" jar? Ah, no, because taking your medication for these illnesses is not a vice but prozac, well damn girl, you gotta get that under control… Sorry for snark, but you see the point, right? I get that it is meant to be light hearted but we really really do not need anything that further stigmatises mental illness and classing a common treatment for depression as a vice just re-enforces to those of us who may take it that we are doing something wrong 3 agree Reply I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this! like Who thought this was ok to make? The rest are pretty though. 1 agrees Reply Join the conversation Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment No-drama comment policy Part of what makes the Offbeat Empire different is our commitment to civil, constructive commenting. Make sure you're familiar with our no-drama comment policy.