Three words: lenticular puppy placemats #Shopping#dining rooms#dogs#great-ideas June 8 | Ariel offbeatbride So there I was. Trying to enjoy a glass of wine and some pre-dinner bread at a friend's house. But the puppy. The lenticular puppy. It wouldn't stop staring at me… DAMN YOU, LENTICULAR PUPPY PLACEMATS. Reporter Name * Reporter Email * Original text Enter the original text here. Edited text* Enter your suggested copyedit here. Notes You can add a note for the editor here. * Required information. Fix Typo Ariel Author of Offbeat Bride: Creative Alternatives for Independent Brides, Ariel acts as the publisher of all the Offbeat Empire websites. She lives in Seattle with her son, and if she's not reading or writing, chances are good that she's dancing and happy-crying. PREVIOUS How to sculpt your own faux-taxidermied jackolope NEXT A Super Mario Brothers-themed birthday party for a six-year-old Show/Hide comments [ 3 ] This is in fact entirely amazing!I would have done something odd, like putting my glass of wine directly on his nose…. but that is just me. Reply Me, yelling up the stairs: "WE NEED A BIGGER APARTMENT!" Boyfriend: "Why?" "SO WE CAN FIT A TABLE IN THERE." Boyfriend: "You never wanted a table before, you said there was no point while it was just-" "COME DOWN AND LOOK AT THESE FREAKING PLACEMATS!" 7 agree Reply So cute! Reply Join the conversation Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment No-drama comment policy Part of what makes the Offbeat Empire different is our commitment to civil, constructive commenting. Make sure you're familiar with our no-drama comment policy.