My House Hunters drinking game #Pop Culture#alcohol#games#HGTV#tv June 15 | Megan Finley Horowitz meggyfin Everyone's buzzing this week about HGTV's House Hunters being fake. To that I say, "No shit! NO ONE only looks at just three houses, chooses one of them, and then closes in, what, a month? With their boxes all unpacked, ready to awkwardly chop vegetables while they talk about how much they got used to all the things they pretended to hate." Instead of acting outraged that a staged reality show is staged, I say LET'S DRINK! I seriously watch HGTV all day long, so I've seen my fair share of House Hunters episodes. (I'm such a fan that I forced my dad's real estate agent to let us tour an ACTUAL House Hunters-featured home in Texas. The agent who showed it confirmed all those things I suspected of being true.) I've seen the show so many times that, of course, I started to become BEYOND annoyed with the constant (and generally stupid as hell) complaints. But I love the show! So, in order to cope with the barrage of home buyer idiocy (real or not, it's still all up in my grill), I've developed my own drinking game. You know, lemons, lemonade, etc. Wanna play it with me? Here's how… Take a drink every time… Someone mentions the lack of, or gets excited about the apparent splendor that is, double sinks. Someone complains about (CLEARLY UNCHANGEABLE!) paint colors. Someone complains about the backyard not being fenced. Someone says, "this [blank] is dated." Someone complains that they "really wanted granite." The woman says some variation of "well this is MY closet… where will you put YOUR stuff?" Someone says, "but we REALLY wanted stainless steel." Someone complains about lack of crown moulding. Take two drinks every time… Someone complains that their furniture won't fit in a room. You see their current home with an entire room devoted to, and practically EXPLODING with, their kid's toys. A man mentions how he'll turn a room into a "man cave." A woman contradicts that guy and argues that it'll be her "craft room." Lightning round! At the end of the show, all must submit their guess for which house they pick. Those who guess right don't have to drink. Whoever guesses wrong has to drink whatever is left in their glass, which honestly, shouldn't be all that much by this point. Okay, House Hunter fans: what are YOUR drinking game rules? I know you have them! Join our community! Reporter Name * Reporter Email * Original text Enter the original text here. Edited text* Enter your suggested copyedit here. Notes You can add a note for the editor here. * Required information. Fix Typo Megan Finley Horowitz Megan is the LA-based Offbeat Empire editor. When she's not writing, editing, and sleeping, she's eating like the fate of the world depends on it. You can snoop into her personal life over on her website Funk in Deep Freeze! @meggyfin @treatsandgeeksLA @meggyfin PREVIOUS When it comes to birth, which is more important: the practitioner or the place? NEXT JCPenney's Father's Day ad is rocking my world Show/Hide comments [ 115 ] Join the conversation Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Participate in this conversation via emailGet only replies to your comment, the best of the rest, as well as a daily recap of all comments on this post. No more than a few emails daily, which you can reply to/unsubscribe from directly from your inbox. No-drama comment policy Part of what makes the Offbeat Empire different is our commitment to civil, constructive commenting. Make sure you're familiar with our no-drama comment policy.